Opinion on new products - 2025 - Part 2

Putin

Oh, you didn't know? Well, that's what happened. Together with several countries. A pornographic political thriller film was released with Thomas Kretschman and Putin's AI. The film picks up from the beginning of his teenage life where he was beaten and he hung out with punks. And then he got to the point where he kicked Yeltsin out of power and started going crazy. With all due respect, movies are crap. It's a very, very arthouse film with strange solutions. On the one hand, they wanted to catch up with the style, on the other hand, they wanted to tell a story. All this could have been shown more clearly and better. After all, it is clear that they wanted to show the scale of what is happening, and the AI is good (almost). As a result, we got a disgusting thrash. It's a pity.

4.0/10

A particularly dangerous passenger

It was shot by Mel Gibson. Think about it. He made such good films. And now I've shot a chamber thriller where bald Mark Wahlberg plays a murderer who wants to kill an important witness. As you can see, I have already written the first negative. And the second is that even though Mark can try, it doesn't save his character's stupidity. One of those films where a good idea in this genre is played out.

4.5/10

Another cartoon of the Captain Underpants universe. They seem to be praising me again. I think I liked everything. The animation is especially interesting. But still not for everyone. It's a strange but enjoyable cartoon in some places.

7.0/10

Bridget Jones: Crazy about the boy

I don't remember parts 2 and 3 at all. But I looked at this one. In the third part, we decided that we should do everything in a new way. Now it's like in a recent movie with Nicole Kidman. Zellweger chooses between the youth and the old man. Spoiler alert. Nothing special. It's nice as a comedy, and Zellweger is charming.

7.0/10

Martin Campbell used to rip apart with his action movies. Zorror 2 part childhood movies. The golden eye was generally gorgeous. And Casino Royale is generally the best Bond movie and action movies in general. But after his last work with Eva Green, I started thinking. Maybe it was all an accident? Look, the Cleaner is a passing action movie, the idea of which is taken from a Tough nut to crack. Only now we have Ridley in the title role, there's not much action, she doesn't pull it off, and the villains are formulaic. As a result, I again did not understand why to shoot something that initially would not be interesting to anyone. Sadly.

6.2/10

The return of the Parasite director. After 5 years. I must say right away, if you were waiting for a brilliantly shot movie, then you waited in vain. If you've been waiting for a great movie, then this is it. Robert Pattinson goes to a program where he can be expendable because of debts. You can die, because the hero will be created again. But something is going wrong again. And as you understand, this is a skit of genres in the spirit of the director. It's a drama, an action movie, a thriller and a comedy. The most important thing is that all this has a message about the greed of humanity. The social implications of the film are about greedy bosses who see their own in someone else's, as well as the theme of fighting nature. The earth is not even half explored, and a person already wants more than he can. The star actors have gathered here again. Ruffalo and Collette just played those bastard bosses. Anamaria Vartholomei, Naomi Aki and Steven Yang on the spot. And of course Robert Pattinson himself, once again I will say that this is not the same boy from Twilight, but a wonderful actor who will play 2 roles (or 18).

7.5/10

Our guys decided to put their own Killer on the Orient Express, and that's where the action came in. Yes, the plot is standard, and even the intrigue here is not strong for me. But it's suddenly a pretty enjoyable movie.7.2/10The legend of William Tell has good actors, the picture is just delicious, historically straight and bloody, and everyone is well dressed. What could possibly go wrong? Unfortunately, you won't be surprised by anything like that right now. And the plot is based on a template story, but there is no real action in the film. In a weak scenario, all other advantages have no value. It's a pity.

6.4/10

So, 320 million, where to spend it.... Oh, do you remember the 2 directors who wasted their time and shot two average films? Let's give them all of them, no matter what they take off.... And what did they take off? The story is about a girl who is looking for her brother with Chris Pratt and a robot. And here is the world of robots. First, why did Brown become a schoolgirl MILF? Secondly, I didn't think I'd say that, but why is Pratt so bad? Third, where did the money go? The robots here are completely simple, they don't differ from each other except in appearance. And they mostly show a couple of pieces. Where's the rest? And the plot is such a banal thing that it could have been shot for less than 10 million. Look at the Troll Hunters. The man made trolls believable for a penny and did not build a megablockbuster out of it.   And there the plot is also not great. But at the same time, he is praised by critics. And the state is not, why not? They've got the money, and I remind them to take off the Avengers. As I said, I'm not waiting. The only miracle is if they stole the money to film the grand finale.

5.2/10

Novocaine

An action comedy starring Jack Quaid and Nicholsan's son. 2 I've already started hyping like this a lot. Here, too, he plays the villain well. Quaid cosplaying Max Payne is finally playing a hero, and the action is pretty good. Unfortunately, that's all. This is a very simple action movie about salvation, except that the hero doesn't feel pain here, but they didn't really come up with anything interesting about it. It'll do for the evening.

7.0/10

The Abode of Death

Rush and Lingtou and horror? Sold. It's actually a really interesting horror movie. Rush here plays a former judge who ends up in an old-fashioned house, but one of the local old men with creepy eyes and a fast-moving doll is a local bastard who creates hell in their habitat. And 2 is just great in the role. If you remember the horror movie Resurrection of Cain, then this is the most frightening Persian. Well, Rush is good too. It even seemed that everything should be the other way around, but here the creators acted wisely. It's true that in places the film gets too hung up on one thing, but the film doesn't spoil it for me.

6.5/10

Opus

Unfortunately, despite the fact that I love horror. And there are failures. Although they started doing them more often, which is good. This Opus movie is trying to be a Menu movie. The same highly respected man and a random girl at the event. But if sapiens was on the menu, you don't know what will happen. There's a bright banter over the kitchen and an empty expensiveness. They're trying to do the same thing here, but with music, and it doesn't come out well. If he even got into the characters there, then it's more like he's just a psycho, which is rather the opposite to flaunt society. Which ruins the movie for me. Well, there's as much horror here as there is on the Menu. Even though it doesn't change the genre. Malkovich is not bad in the role, but it's not enough.

5.5/10

A night with a psychopath

How many times do I write about Nicholsan? Now he's even starring. Fell in love with Samara Weaving (and who doesn't?) And there was a comedy horror about a schizoid maniac. It's sad that the movie is terrible as a comedy. He's just not funny, he's just nothing. And there is 0 chemistry here. What was the film made for?

5.5/10

The flight is through

Well, that's a cliche again, but what is it? Blonde Josh Hartnett gets trapped again and tries to survive. The action is good, bloody, the plot is simple, there is humor. Everything is simple and pleasant, but it seemed stupidly cliche. If everyone rented, there would be no Electric states for 300 million. 

6.5/10

The Black Suitcase is a double game

Again, Steven Soderbergh hypes again. Again, they shot a fairly simple thriller where the main character saves his relationship while simultaneously completing a task. It's all in the spirit of Stephen's films. The scenario of the film keeps you in suspense and makes you bored. For this, he gets almost 100 from critics. Again, nothing new, but nice. After these films, you will understand why Cate Blanchett is given young roles. How is she here....

7.3/10

The director of the Platforms (2 parts) is getting closer to Hollywood. And perhaps this is the most interesting film to discuss in recent times. And yes, because when I saw the grades, I was a little shocked. It costs almost 4 here, and almost 8 abroad. There is a huge difference that can be felt very, very rarely. What is the movie about? Mary Elizabeth Winstead is a rich scum who witnessed the apocalypse. But it has come only for the rich, who have money, and even after getting rid of it, they create problems, as others take this money and become the same. As things get worse, Mary gets more and more aware of the problem. A very, very cheap and modestly staged movie. On the one hand, it benefits the film, on the other hand, it does not give scale. They seem to have stuffed the stars into the film, but it doesn't really make sense from them. It seems that the message and the idea are great, but sometimes everything slides into a farce and it seems that the movie has dragged on. That's why it's the most controversial film of the year. And the assessment will be highly controversial.

7.5/10

Where should I start? Perhaps from the cartoon of 37. It's a legend. Absolutely everything. The beginning of the story of not only Disney, but animation in general. One of the best stories so far. It's simple and easy. About purity of heart and love. In year 12, there were two adaptations: Snow White: Revenge of the Dwarfs and Snow White and the Huntsman. 1 for me personally, suddenly, years later, he began to look better, even though there was a slightly different version. The 2nd movie was a blockbuster. In general, he was also a simpleton years later. In general, there was a weak Canadian version, erotic, dramatic from Spain, and even horror films. Especially considering the Sigourney Weaver version. What am I talking about? And what's more, after more than 90 years, they haven't removed anything better. And the full-fledged remake version is worse in every way. Indistinct animation of dwarfs, iconic moments without a soul, another agenda, no villainess and Gadot is no longer a log here, and Zegler, despite the old, is just a mystery. It's been so many years and 2.0 is on Imdb. God, stop shitting on the classics with your agenda. I'm all.

5.5/10

Everyone used to watch SpongeBob. It was our childhood. Time passed, but unfortunately the creator abruptly disappeared. And then Bob was different. Everything turned into mush, Bob is trash, but childish, he's funny. And now it's just trash. The final 3d movie was the finale. It's going to be shit after that. Plankton is better than a Sandy movie. But it's still crap. No ideas, no humor, and already bad animation. Unfortunately, the cartoon died with the creator, thanks for the childhood. 

5.2/10

Cosmo horror is a very rare guest. And not every project is interesting. Even though you're trying to make either your own Alien or Hell. The ashes are a mixture of all that. It was only after working on a rather dense and mysterious atmosphere, working on the visual part and effects, that the director forgot about the rest. Gonzalez's character wakes up and meets the Breaking Bad star, who realizes that she has memory loss, and the entire crew has disappeared somewhere. Unfortunately, the screenplay is also not perfect, the ending is quite predictable and flirts with Something, thereby trying to be even more interesting. And I won't say that it was boring, it's just that this is a very average movie not for everyone. Unfortunately, this year's horror movies come out like this. It seems interesting, but not for everyone.

6.4/10

A remake of an 18-year-old Spanish film. I remember the movie vaguely. It was tightened even with little timing. But, it became popular. The plot is simple. The guy in a desperate state decided to steal a car. But in the end he got into a mousetrap (or trap), where he will survive and endure bullying. Despite this simple plot, the plot provides intrigue. Trying to uncover the heroes. And unlike the original (there's more than one remake, by the way) There's more atmosphere and more characters revealed. Our Nosferatu guy is here with his daughter, who is going through hard days, and the antagonist is an old man who doesn't like young people much, and he doesn't care anymore. Hopkins is here for 20 minutes, but he's just like in the good old days. Well, our Raven is good too. Despite the many advantages, this is still a simple and nondescript horror - thriller, but it is precisely these that catch the audience. But suddenly, it was the remake that showed the story better.

6.5/10

A new job directing a Busan Train. This time I came to Korea's favorite genre, crime thrillers. A young pastor accidentally takes in a maniac, almost kills him, and then goes completely insane. A mixture of Crime and punishment, I've seen the Devil and many others. It's interesting, but unfortunately the main characters are not very good as an actor, as well as the characters. Rather, it raises questions about his behavior and strange habits. As a result, it really spoils the movie.

6.4/10

O'dessa 

The star of Very strange cases in a post-apocalyptic musical. It's a very, very controversial film. Which one has good music and an unusual idea. But it also spoils the film, it looks rather ridiculous. Especially the motivation of the heroine. She's not a bad character, though. Otherwise, everything is just as controversial and interesting.

6.5/10

I admit, I've never been a fan of the game, and it seemed like a strange phenomenon. But there is no shortage of creativity in it. This is a simple story of a guy named Steve who survived in unknown places and saved him. So the film tells it a little bit, and then makes its own movie. Unfortunately, it's not very interesting. We have almost a carbon copy of Jumanji. There are also different characters and characters. But they're not interesting at all. If some, like Black and Momoa, are at least some characters. The girlfriend of a friend, some man and an Afro from Peacemaker are just pictures. Yes, unfortunately, it shows that this game is not worth filming. It will work for children, of course, but not for everyone else. But, still, there is a movie based on Minecraft, from the Tales. An igrofilm about the adventures of the same heroes. But the open ones are interesting and more cheerful. In general, it's sad that out of a bunch of recent film adaptations of games, it still comes out like this. Although not terrible.

5.5/10

Master

It's such a nondescript movie that I forgot to write about it. So uninteresting that it already looks like a mockery of an actor's career. God, he has charisma, he has acting skills. He played more serious roles and quite well. But in the end, he plays like that. Consider firing your agent already.

6.2/10

Batman Ninja vs. the Yakuza League

Once upon a time, we decided to make an anime based on Batman and put it all in the setting of Japan. The animation still wasn't very pleasant, and even though the idea was interesting, it all looked trashy. But, personally, I got it. So the sequel came out better than the original. Even the characters were thrown in. However, it didn't help the scenario. If they had made her like a Suicide Squad, it would have been much better.

6.5/10

Transitional age

I've finally reached this year's series. The plot is about a child and his father who are being invaded by special forces. And as a result, they take 1. As a result, he is accused of murdering a classmate. The series perfectly conveys the story, makes you think about the culprit. Is he guilty, can he kill, and hasn't he killed yet? One of the episodes is generally devoted to the chamber scene where a young Owen Cooper gives a powerful acting performance. Definitely still in the top of the year from the TV series.

8.2/10

Gangsterland

Well, once again, Richie wandered into TV series and crime. So it will be good that it is. Another cliche story about a showdown, but it's beautifully done, because it's interesting what happens next.

8.0/10

 I'll start with Winnie the Pooh. Then only the creators started. It turned out to be a passing slasher with an interesting idea, but with a low budget. The sequel to Pooh and Pan has already shown that the creators care. What am I talking about? Yes, I wonder what the creators of this, Popeye, the Grinch, the other Mickey and others think. In Pooh, there was a story of the characters and an explanation of why they kill. As in similar films from that universe. Here, the others are just a Mouse called Mickey. It's the cardboard that blows everyone away. Even the star of the Terrifying has nothing to play here. Yes, they wanted to insert an explanation towards the end, but it just looks worthless. As a hard slasher, the movie no longer catches on, and the characters are still dumb. As a result, the scariest horror about Mickey is a short video where Mickey walks past buildings to disturbing music. According to legend, a man died because of him. If it's scarier at times, then the creators should think about it.

3.5/10

Christopher Landon is an interesting director. He found his style in the Paranormal phenomenon. He didn't do it on purpose, but he did a horror comedy. It's sad that he won't take off the scream. A drop, almost a Hitchcock horror thriller about a girl who decided to go on a date, but she started receiving threats. Twists, intrigue and action in the finale, a standard but enjoyable film. And all this without stars. It's nice that they're still coming up with something new, but it's a pity that they're missing out on a lot.

6.8/10

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