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Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

Finally, when I waited, I watched A MOVIE ABOUT MINECRAFT!!!
I watched the news that this film does not have a good rating from critics, namely 48 points out of 100.
I was upset, I expected there to be a normal movie, but why should I believe the critics?
That's why I went anyway.... Am I upset?

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

To begin with, YES, I was a little upset because the Minecraft movie did not meet my expectations, despite the target audience of children.
Even though I am a CHILD myself, I would have rated this film a 6/10, it could have been better, but I gave this rating because there were good and even some funny moments, but probably more of them did not make me laugh at all and did not cause such a cringe.

Let's start with the actors... I thought Steve was pretty funny, and I'd even say Jack Black was good for the role. Momoa is sometimes a strange person and cringe-worthy with his behavior, because he can't forget his past achievements in the game, he shows off like he's the coolest, but in fact... hmm. A woman and two small children, I don't say anything at all, their mother died and like I had to cry even though I only see them for a few seconds, the other one has a zoo right in the middle of the car.

The plot is kind of weird, if there are spoilers!!!Is the main villain a GRANDMOTHER for some reason?? what in general, well, okay, you can skip this, but her main motivation is to destroy the WHOLE WORLD, it's because SHE was ridiculed in this hell at some talent show, what kind of nonsense? 

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

For the good things, I can now notice these BATTLES, they are very cool here. Also, the way pigs, animals look, the way hell looks, the ordinary world. There were some funny moments, and I can mention one of them at the end., where that villainous grandmother is already lying all so poor and half dead and asks Steve to come over and ask for something at the end, and Steve is like, "So you're going to stab me with a knife," and she's so stupid... He comes up to her and pulls out a knife so slowly, and Steve just BAM, on his hand, and that's it. Then after a mistake, grandma calls Steve to say something again, And Steve says to her, "Do you think I'm a fool?", like Steve comes up to her again, and she uses her second knife again He takes it out and Steve just BAM, on the hand and that's it, that was really funny. I had a funny moment with Enderman, but it wasn't enough, so Enderman just came to me.

There was also a Technoblade reference in the film, where a pig with a crown ran through the village, which is cool.
Maybe there were other references somewhere, but I didn't notice.

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

The minor characters here are interesting, with the same resident who got into the real world from a Minecraft movie, almost died on the road as a result when she hit a poor resident on a woman, although it was in favor of the resident and the woman, because they then had a DATE.🫶

The film began with the fact that STEVE, a very lover of mines, and when he grew up, went to the mines and found some kind of sphere with a cube where you need to put this cube in this sphere, and then the gates to the MINECRAFT MOVIE are open for you. The main villain wants to take over this sphere, taste it, so she takes Steve hostage, and Steve at that time gives this sphere to his dog, so that she hides this sphere far away. Momoa then finds this cube with a sphere in some container that didn't pay off, and kept it with him, but at some point ALL the actors were interested in this cube and eventually the whole company, they get into the minecraft world and everything starts there. 

There was a very strange moment with Momoa where for SOME REASON he sacrifices himself to save Steve and Curly
And of course he DIDN'T DIE, he comes at the last moment at the MOST important moment and saves everyone from death.
AND ALSO, IN GENERAL, there was a moment with Black and Momoa, when they had to fly through a small gap in the elites to survive, as a result, Steve takes Momoa by the legs, while Momoa takes HIM by the legs, as a result, in 69 position, they fly through a small gap and escape with a bucket of water, Falling to the ground, IT'S GENERALLY %%**@#


Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

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In the end, I'll sum up that you CAN GO to the MOVIE if you're Minecraft fans, but get ready that you may not come at all, I can't speak for you, I can't promise that you'll like everything.

I repeat my assessment, it's 6/10, it went down well for me, but not just WOW, maybe I'll look at it a second time, but it's unlikely.

Thank you all < good luck to all and bye

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

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