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Minecraft movie is a complete failure.
Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

Finally, when I waited, I watched A MOVIE ABOUT MINECRAFT!!!
I watched the news that this film does not have a good rating from critics, namely 48 points out of 100.
I was upset, I expected there to be a normal movie, but why should I believe the critics?
That's why I went anyway.... Am I upset?

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

To begin with, YES, I was a little upset because the Minecraft movie did not meet my expectations, despite the target audience of children.
Even though I am a CHILD myself, I would have rated this film a 6/10, it could have been better, but I gave this rating because there were good and even some funny moments, but probably more of them did not make me laugh at all and did not cause such a cringe.

Let's start with the actors... I thought Steve was pretty funny, and I'd even say Jack Black was good for the role. Momoa is sometimes a strange person and cringe-worthy with his behavior, because he can't forget his past achievements in the game, he shows off like he's the coolest, but in fact... hmm. A woman and two small children, I don't say anything at all, their mother died and like I had to cry even though I only see them for a few seconds, the other one has a zoo right in the middle of the car.

The plot is kind of weird, if there are spoilers!!!Is the main villain a GRANDMOTHER for some reason?? what in general, well, okay, you can skip this, but her main motivation is to destroy the WHOLE WORLD, it's because SHE was ridiculed in this hell at some talent show, what kind of nonsense? 

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

For the good things, I can now notice these BATTLES, they are very cool here. Also, the way pigs, animals look, the way hell looks, the ordinary world. There were some funny moments, and I can mention one of them at the end., where that villainous grandmother is already lying all so poor and half dead and asks Steve to come over and ask for something at the end, and Steve is like, "So you're going to stab me with a knife," and she's so stupid... He comes up to her and pulls out a knife so slowly, and Steve just BAM, on his hand, and that's it. Then after a mistake, grandma calls Steve to say something again, And Steve says to her, "Do you think I'm a fool?", like Steve comes up to her again, and she uses her second knife again He takes it out and Steve just BAM, on the hand and that's it, that was really funny. I had a funny moment with Enderman, but it wasn't enough, so Enderman just came to me.

There was also a Technoblade reference in the film, where a pig with a crown ran through the village, which is cool.
Maybe there were other references somewhere, but I didn't notice.

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

The minor characters here are interesting, with the same resident who got into the real world from a Minecraft movie, almost died on the road as a result when she hit a poor resident on a woman, although it was in favor of the resident and the woman, because they then had a DATE.🫶

The film began with the fact that STEVE, a very lover of mines, and when he grew up, went to the mines and found some kind of sphere with a cube where you need to put this cube in this sphere, and then the gates to the MINECRAFT MOVIE are open for you. The main villain wants to take over this sphere, taste it, so she takes Steve hostage, and Steve at that time gives this sphere to his dog, so that she hides this sphere far away. Momoa then finds this cube with a sphere in some container that didn't pay off, and kept it with him, but at some point ALL the actors were interested in this cube and eventually the whole company, they get into the minecraft world and everything starts there. 

There was a very strange moment with Momoa where for SOME REASON he sacrifices himself to save Steve and Curly
And of course he DIDN'T DIE, he comes at the last moment at the MOST important moment and saves everyone from death.
AND ALSO, IN GENERAL, there was a moment with Black and Momoa, when they had to fly through a small gap in the elites to survive, as a result, Steve takes Momoa by the legs, while Momoa takes HIM by the legs, as a result, in 69 position, they fly through a small gap and escape with a bucket of water, Falling to the ground, IT'S GENERALLY %%**@#


Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

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In the end, I'll sum up that you CAN GO to the MOVIE if you're Minecraft fans, but get ready that you may not come at all, I can't speak for you, I can't promise that you'll like everything.

I repeat my assessment, it's 6/10, it went down well for me, but not just WOW, maybe I'll look at it a second time, but it's unlikely.

Thank you all < good luck to all and bye

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

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An update in my game
An update in my game

Today I updated my game in roblox, the update is not so large-scale, but it will do for advertising 👍

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An update in my game

UPDATE: There are improvements on the island, more decorations, a new way to AFK farm, more improvements for fishing, clicker and bonfire!

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So you can play, get an update and give me a small but at least some start in my game.

Now if you go into the >> GAME<<, you can see that the statistics are very good, for a start it's good, but it could be better
Games can hype in a year or even more if you think that these statistics look weak.
I will also keep an eye on my game and wait.

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From the bad news, it turns out that I missed the point that for a small number of robux, you can no longer buy ads
If you are interested, watch this VIDEO, it will tell you about the new advertising system

It's sad, of course, the old advertising could have brought me a small jump, but now I need to advertise the game here, or in tiktok, for example, or on other platforms 

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That's it, there's no more news.
Click on these buttons that you see on the screens now, this is a very big boost for the game, if you really don't want to play, then you can just add to Favorite and Following, or go into the game for a second and immediately exit so that you can like it

An update in my game

Thank you all, good luck

An update in my game
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Created a game
Created a game

in roblox

Yes, I created a game in roblox, now I'll tell you everything

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Created a game

You're probably looking at this now and thinking what a piece of shit Pusheen is! also, you will not understand the Label??0?!!!!))0000
I won't explain it to you, I'll just tell you the meaning of the game.
This is a clicker and Tycoon simulator where you need to click to earn STICKS!

With this currency, you buy additional islands, but there are many other things: decorations, a multiplier of Kli... STOP STOP STOP <-----------------------

I won't tell you any more, just play and find out for yourself :3

Created a game

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I'm creating this post to make a small leap online, although even 5 people won't log in.
And click on Favored and Following and Like, and then go in and play for a few minutes, and preferably not leave it at all.
You just can't imagine what a good boost this is for this game, and then I'll pay my ROBUX for advertising and we'll see there

Created a game

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I think there is enough advertising, but you can also add that it is not passable for a long time, at least 10-30 minutes, and then you can pump there for the future. Now we can talk about its creation if you are interested
Although there is nothing to talk about here, I just want to say that I am not a programmer, I do not know how to write codes on this platform very well, but even I know how to fuck!👊😎😎😎

CHATGPT helped me with the code mostly, and I did the rest myself and according to the guides on YouTube

Created a game

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I used to make games too, but they were of worse quality than this mode, if you're interested, here's a link to the profile and just click on Creations, of course not all modes are shown there, but I don't advise you to watch them all :):

I collected them from one of my modes/... I won't brag, I'll just show you with one eye

Created a game

this is only 1 more of the couple... Ahem ahem, I told you not to brag

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Created a game

If someone didn't know, then from the mode (if he dials normally), I get robux as you could find out from above.
IF YOU think that I will spend it on accessories on this platform, then you think badly
There, for a certain amount of robux, I will be able to withdraw dollars

Created a game

I really want to do this, and if you help me, I may even play robux or these 100% well-deserved dollars

but it's in my dreams so far...

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Bye everyone, come on in: GAME

Created a game
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The cat flew in to tell you 'Hello!'
The cat flew in to tell you 'Hello!'

Hello Americans, time for jokes!:

  • Electrician Igor rounded out the top three at the swimming competition
The cat flew in to tell you 'Hello!'

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  • A man went out onto the balcony, but there was no balcony.
The cat flew in to tell you 'Hello!'

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  • What do Lego men say when they don't know what to do: No problem, we'll figure it out
The cat flew in to tell you 'Hello!'

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The continuation is coming soon! The continuation is coming soon! The continuation is coming soon! The continuation is coming soon!

Funny?7

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