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Minecraft movie is a complete failure.
Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

Finally, when I waited, I watched A MOVIE ABOUT MINECRAFT!!!
I watched the news that this film does not have a good rating from critics, namely 48 points out of 100.
I was upset, I expected there to be a normal movie, but why should I believe the critics?
That's why I went anyway.... Am I upset?

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

To begin with, YES, I was a little upset because the Minecraft movie did not meet my expectations, despite the target audience of children.
Even though I am a CHILD myself, I would have rated this film a 6/10, it could have been better, but I gave this rating because there were good and even some funny moments, but probably more of them did not make me laugh at all and did not cause such a cringe.

Let's start with the actors... I thought Steve was pretty funny, and I'd even say Jack Black was good for the role. Momoa is sometimes a strange person and cringe-worthy with his behavior, because he can't forget his past achievements in the game, he shows off like he's the coolest, but in fact... hmm. A woman and two small children, I don't say anything at all, their mother died and like I had to cry even though I only see them for a few seconds, the other one has a zoo right in the middle of the car.

The plot is kind of weird, if there are spoilers!!!Is the main villain a GRANDMOTHER for some reason?? what in general, well, okay, you can skip this, but her main motivation is to destroy the WHOLE WORLD, it's because SHE was ridiculed in this hell at some talent show, what kind of nonsense? 

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

For the good things, I can now notice these BATTLES, they are very cool here. Also, the way pigs, animals look, the way hell looks, the ordinary world. There were some funny moments, and I can mention one of them at the end., where that villainous grandmother is already lying all so poor and half dead and asks Steve to come over and ask for something at the end, and Steve is like, "So you're going to stab me with a knife," and she's so stupid... He comes up to her and pulls out a knife so slowly, and Steve just BAM, on his hand, and that's it. Then after a mistake, grandma calls Steve to say something again, And Steve says to her, "Do you think I'm a fool?", like Steve comes up to her again, and she uses her second knife again He takes it out and Steve just BAM, on the hand and that's it, that was really funny. I had a funny moment with Enderman, but it wasn't enough, so Enderman just came to me.

There was also a Technoblade reference in the film, where a pig with a crown ran through the village, which is cool.
Maybe there were other references somewhere, but I didn't notice.

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

The minor characters here are interesting, with the same resident who got into the real world from a Minecraft movie, almost died on the road as a result when she hit a poor resident on a woman, although it was in favor of the resident and the woman, because they then had a DATE.🫶

The film began with the fact that STEVE, a very lover of mines, and when he grew up, went to the mines and found some kind of sphere with a cube where you need to put this cube in this sphere, and then the gates to the MINECRAFT MOVIE are open for you. The main villain wants to take over this sphere, taste it, so she takes Steve hostage, and Steve at that time gives this sphere to his dog, so that she hides this sphere far away. Momoa then finds this cube with a sphere in some container that didn't pay off, and kept it with him, but at some point ALL the actors were interested in this cube and eventually the whole company, they get into the minecraft world and everything starts there. 

There was a very strange moment with Momoa where for SOME REASON he sacrifices himself to save Steve and Curly
And of course he DIDN'T DIE, he comes at the last moment at the MOST important moment and saves everyone from death.
AND ALSO, IN GENERAL, there was a moment with Black and Momoa, when they had to fly through a small gap in the elites to survive, as a result, Steve takes Momoa by the legs, while Momoa takes HIM by the legs, as a result, in 69 position, they fly through a small gap and escape with a bucket of water, Falling to the ground, IT'S GENERALLY %%**@#


Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

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In the end, I'll sum up that you CAN GO to the MOVIE if you're Minecraft fans, but get ready that you may not come at all, I can't speak for you, I can't promise that you'll like everything.

I repeat my assessment, it's 6/10, it went down well for me, but not just WOW, maybe I'll look at it a second time, but it's unlikely.

Thank you all < good luck to all and bye

Minecraft movie is a complete failure.

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Eterias

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20 More Facts about Minecraft

1. On Halloween (October 31st), zombies and skeletons may appear with a pumpkin or Jack's lamp on their heads.

2. And on December 24-25, the chests acquire a festive Christmas look.

3. If the chicken/ pig/cow/sheep will be killed by being set on fire, then the meat that falls from them will be immediately fried.

4. The skeleton rider will spawn on the spider with a 1% chance.

5. Any spiders are immune to the poisoning potion.

6. Cave spiders appear only next to the spawner.

7. A witch cannot burn in lava or drown in water.

8. The Wanderer of the Edge takes water damage. Moreover, they can be damaged with a water bottle.

9. Initially, potions were supposed to be brewed in cauldrons, but later the method of their creation was replaced by a cooking rack.

10. The iron golem can give residents or children a flower. This is a reference to the anime "Heavenly Castle of Laputa".

11. The Iron Golem, along with the Ravager, is the third mob in the game in terms of health (100 HP). The Desiccant is in the first place (300 HP), and the Edge Dragon is in the second place (200 HP).

12. Snowballs can repel the fireballs of the Ghasts.

13. A zombie resident can be cured if you throw a weakness potion at him and press the PCM with a golden apple.

14. If you put a carpet on top of the fence, then you can jump over such a structure, but mobs do not.

15. It is possible to change the color of the beacon beam. It is enough to put a block of glass in the color that you want to paint the beam with.

15. It is possible to change the color of the beacon beam. It is enough to put a block of glass in the color that you want to paint the beam with.

16. When you find a Portal to the Edge, some of the Eyes of the Edge will already be framed. The bottom line: there is a one-in-a-trillion chance that all the frames will be filled and the Portal will be activated immediately.

17. Holding the dye in your hands and clicking on the label, you can change the color of the inscription.

17. Holding the dye in your hands and clicking on the label, you can change the color of the inscription.

18. If sand, gravel or a Dragon egg fall on the torch, they will fall out as an object and they can be picked up.

 19. The first version of Minecraft was created in just six days.

 20. The game was not considered completed for another two years.

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Eterias

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28 facts about Minecraft

Or what you might not know

As in any game, Minecraft has quite a lot of secrets, Easter eggs, references and interesting moments. In this article, I want to show and tell you about them.You may have already seen some of the facts presented, so please do not focus on this.

As in any game, Minecraft has quite a lot of secrets, Easter eggs, references and interesting moments. In this article, I want to show and tell you about them.You may have already seen some of the facts presented, so please do not focus on this.

1. Initially, the Creeper was not a mob - it appeared as a result of an error when creating a pig. Later, the texture was changed and the ability to explode was added.

1. Initially, the Creeper was not a mob - it appeared as a result of an error when creating a pig. Later, the texture was changed and the ability to explode was added.

2. The snow golem has a face behind a pumpkin mask.

3. With a 0.01% chance, the name with the error "Minceraft" will appear in the main menu instead of the large inscription "Minecraft".

4. The language of the Wanderers of the Edge (Endermen) is English backwards.

5. The workbench in the Minecraft world can be used as a compass - there will always be a texture with a saw and a hammer on the northern part of it, regardless of the player's position at the time the block is installed.

6. All cows in Minecraft are female, as they all give milk.

7. A pig can be turned into a pigzombi if it is struck by lightning.

8. And if you hit a Creeper with lightning, it will become charged. The force and radius of the explosion will be increased.

8. And if you hit a Creeper with lightning, it will become charged. The force and radius of the explosion will be increased.

9. It is impossible to hit a Wanderer of the Region with an arrow from a bow, a snowball or an egg. You can't drop an anvil on it either.

10. However, if you shoot an arrow with an effect at him, then even though the arrow will not hit the mob, he will still get its effect.

11. The chest cannot be set on fire or moved by a piston.

12. An Ifrit trapped in a web cannot shoot. It can also be damaged by snowballs.

13. The spawn of Slugs depends on the phase of the moon - most of them will be on the full moon, and on the new moon the spawn of Slugs is suspended.

14. The hieroglyphs in the enchantment table are not spontaneously drawn letters, but a real cipher that makes sense.

14. The hieroglyphs in the enchantment table are not spontaneously drawn letters, but a real cipher that makes sense.

15. Creepers, although they do not have hands, are still able to climb stairs.

16. There is a misconception that obsidian cannot be broken by hand. This is not true - in this case, it will take 4 minutes and 10 seconds to destroy it. However, after breaking it, it will not fall out, since, accordingly, it can only be extracted with a diamond pickaxe.

17. Never sleep in the Lower World. When interacting with the bed, it will explode and you will receive damage.

18. In the earliest versions of the game, a quiver could fall from skeletons with a small chance. He allowed archery without wasting arrows. This item was soon removed, and the "Infinity" enchantment was added with the same effect.

19. A cactus in the house can be used instead of a trash can - when a dropped object touches it, it disappears.

20. By renaming a mob using a tag, using the names "Grumm" or "Dinnerbone", you will reverse the game model of this mob.

21. If you rename a large or medium slug, then by killing it, smaller slugs will also keep the name given to the "ancestor".

22. The most interesting thing about tags: if you rename a sheep to "jeb_", then it will shimmer with a rainbow color. Jeb_ is the nickname of one of the game developers.

23. A little bit about the developers: Notch and Jeb_ (Markus Persson and Jens Bergensten, respectively) were included in the 100 most influential people on the planet in 2013 according to Time magazine.

24. The concept for a black and white cat in Minecraft was a real Jens cat - Newton.

25. The smallest mobs in the game are a baby turtle, a scaly Edge and a bat.

26. If you die in battle with Gast, or be in his field of vision at the time of death, he will still shoot at you until you are reborn.

27. Putting a pumpkin on your head, you can safely look at the Wanderers of the Edge - they will not attack you.

28. Usually with skeletons, the bow is in the right hand, but with a 5% chance it can appear in the left.

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