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Lermontov

Lermontov

Before we move on to the main yummy of the day, we have in front of us, loudly shouting by many public that this is the best Russian film in the last 10 years. And yes. If you see it from someone. They're complete idiots. Suddenly, we are faced not with a biography about the poet, but with his readiness for that duel. But before that, you have to experience the drearily filmed forest, the softly speaking characters, and yes, the vile protagonist. Yes, that's the case when another character looks nicer both as an actor and as a screenwriter. And it all ends rather strangely. But, do not be afraid, we are waiting for 10 more films of the century, most likely that you will forget in 2 days, as well as Lermontov about readiness for a duel.

6.2\10

Frankenstein

Frankenstein

Oh, did you expect? And I. The most important thing is that we see Nosferatu and Dracula on the screen. And the ticket office says that there is still interest in this. Guillermo del Toro takes and shoots a thoroughly Gothic version of Mary Shayleigh.

 So the monster itself will be different. By the way, some people will shit on this version too because of the character's appearance and voice, yes, he will speak more often here. The first part of the film is the story of the creator and his creation, and the second is suddenly about monsters that explore the world. Thus, we find the theme of fathers and children, about responsibility and much that is inherent in the great book. Horror, by the way, is not the main thing here. But Thoreau added a lot of blood and violent scenes that will definitely not be forgotten, especially against the background of a gloomy and sometimes colorful atmosphere. Many still can skip the standard story. But for me, it's worthy of the original.

8.0\10

Honey, I've shrunk.

Honey, I've shrunk.

Before the next delicious meal, let's evaluate another horror. And yes, the original is considered one of them. This is a very breakthrough movie about a man who has become a hostage of a small world where there are no less dangers everywhere than in life. Fight and survive. Therefore, the remake is justifiably expected. Moreover, the star of the Artist plays the main role. He's the main plus here. You can feel His experience and suffering. But, the film itself has a number of problems. In the original, they showed more of everything. Somehow they didn't put the squeeze on it here. There is a creepy spider and more than one. But they attack the hero strangely. The experience of the family does not seem to exist and is almost not shown. 

And the ending is still a hint of a sequel. It can be interesting to watch, but weak compared to the original.

6.5\10

It: Welcome to Derry

It: Welcome to Derry

So. I'm just saying again, I'm only writing about the first episodes in order to show first impressions. That's why I sometimes change my assessment and attitude. In other ways, so do many. This is the most anticipated horror series of the year. A prequel to the books and films of It. Where they will tell you who Pennywise is and what else he is capable of. And yes, again, the teenage characters and a lot of tin in the very same 1 series. You definitely won't forget this. The main characters are just as charming. It feels like Muscetti's gone crazy here. The 60s are just like Back to the Future looks and sounds. King is also felt. Especially with references. But here they are. 

Well, we have to wait for Pennywise until the season finale, unfortunately. But since everything is so cool in episode 1. Then we are waiting for even more.

8.2\10

The Chainsaw Man: The Story of Reza

The Chainsaw Man: The Story of Reza

Are you alive? And then it turns out that you can watch the movie. But you know in what form. But, I advise you to see it in a movie. Since there is horror here, it is quite suitable for a marathon. Before us, he was in a hurry rather than a full-fledged sequel. Jenji is still the same, daydreaming about girls and going to the movies with Makima. One day he meets a girl who is also a demon and she really wants to be closer to him. But the goals may be different. Visually, it is a masterpiece. 

As well as the selection of frames, as well as the view, and the art (for fans, they left erotic ones here). However, the film is much more serious. First of all, it's about a girl who met someone like herself. Yes, she will show herself later, but the finale of the picture speaks volumes. But how, even here, it is revealed throughout. From a simple and funny comedy, a sweet melodrama, we go practically to a slasher where Redze calmly sings in Russian (she's from Russia if you didn't know) and strangles someone and spreads the troops, it won't be boring. So far, this is the movie of the year in many ways. It's amazing how it sometimes happens in movies.

8.5\10

Shelby Oakes

Shelby Oakes

Do you remember who Chris Stackman is? If not, then this is a popular blogger who is watching the movie like many others. And sometimes he praises. And here's another movie blogger caught in a puddle. And yes, purely due to the fact that many good jobs are fucked up by such people, there will be a lot of complaints. The film tells about a woman who is looking for her sister. The beginning of wow. Comments, news, tension. It's a good tie. Until everything turned into an ordinary passing horror with bad dynamics. Yes, there are some good scary moments in the movie. 

By the way, there is an interesting plot. But the finale.... God, you're so sick of these demons. A man who shits for all these cliches anyway, he created something like that himself. Yes, it's average. You can watch it. But why do you shit if you're in the genre yourself?

6.2\10

Bugonia

Bugonia

Before the end of Halloween, we start discussing a good horror movie. Lanthimos was filming them. But like this one, it's more of a horror movie. The Korean original is a completely different movie. But the message is the same. Here are 2 geeks who believe in conspiracies. They also catch Emma Stone, who is supposedly an alien who is supposed to destroy the Earth. He's tense, funny, and terribly violent. And that's his plus. The movie plays the whole same theme. From the nature of man to his psychology. He plays into hysteria, then the main characters are maniacs, then on the contrary, bringing it all to hysteria. By the end, he's totally freaking out and answering all the questions. 

I'm glad that the movie Kinds of Kindness was just a vacation joke. A masterpiece. We are waiting for you at the Oscars.

8.0\10

Alice in Wonderland

Alice in Wonderland

Return to the whole palace. Oh. I'm so crazy about opinions about the movie. Do you remember how Burton's film became popular in the West? So I understand why, like many people, I love Alice here. We've shot something on the level of those musicals on your TV. Do you remember these? All the songs, no graphics, because the largest country in the world has no money. That's why everyone is wearing Valberes suits and instead of some kind of cat, there's a kid running after Aigul. By the way. She's more or less a plus, although she catches strange emotions in places. The ending is generally a fairy tale. There is literally no transition in the scene. They didn't give a shit that much. No madness, no Gothic, no desire. Just another fairy tale for the Badcomedian review. And yes, I'm already looking forward to this review more than the Kraken review.

5.0\10

Gorynych

Gorynych

Okay, let's talk about yummy food again. Did you miss fairy tales? How few guys there are nowadays. Lech, who plays Petrov, met with a poorly drawn Kraken (again) and finds a poorly drawn Snake and enters a fairy-tale world (The last bogatyr stupidly). In fact, everything is not so terrible. The actors don't play badly. But Petrov's character is faceless, he has little chemistry with anyone here, even with typical movie love. The humor is simple, the characters don't piss me off. Overall, I expected the worst. 

But why the low score? Everything is simple. Let me remind you that the name of the film is Gorynych and it's here.... 5 minutes per film. What? Not a joke. The character is whatever it is, and it has nothing to do with the characters. And for history, this is stupidly death. Why make a movie that was. Even in Cheburashka there was a path of morality, but here there is nothing. He stayed and left. And the conclusion is this: I don't watch our movie because it's just terrible. It's because it doesn't try to be interesting. The budget goes nowhere. For this year, I will only mention the Host. And then he came out in fact and a long time ago. Eh.

5.2\10

Daddy's daughters: Mom is back

Daddy's daughters: Mom is back

No kidding. It's really the only movie that many people have been waiting for this year. The idea of moving everything to the cinema has been around since the days of the old series. But we have reached this point now. Is it bad? No. Mom's return to the family is quite tolerable. They even managed to bring back the actress who had given up on the movie altogether. By the way, she's the best thing in the movie, and it's even strange that she didn't continue playing with such talent. The children are trying to reconcile the family. But it's a bit complicated. Unlike the series, they added more humor. 

Even though they left the soap. You especially catch the vibe of foreign comedies that are coming out now. In general, I do not know what will happen next with the series. But I think the movie completes the story of the whole series perfectly. They will complete the arch of the whole family and looping what was before. But this is not the end.... right?

7.2\10

Die, my love

Die, my love

Not a day without horror. And just in the challenge. This is Lynn Ramsey's new work, and she shot Something wrong with Kevin. The film can be described briefly. It's Obsessive 2.0. Even the description seems to speak for itself. A couple in love, a country house, a child, and gradually the inappropriate behavior of the heroine performed by Lawrence. She drags a lot of things in the movie. Yes, it's like the Obsessive pigtail theme again. 

A current without a tinplate, but with the same arthouse and a strange ending. As for me, the audience shouldn't criticize the film like that.

7.0\10

The New Wave

The New Wave

Richard Linklater, again. But thank God it's not a stuffy indoor drama, but the birth of a legend. Here is a movie fan who is eager to make something of his own, the first movie of his career. For the most part, this is both a tribute to the future and to the real people who are trying to make an original and unusual movie. Where do you play Belmando for the first time and generally change the movie. The director takes on new actors that you haven't seen anywhere else.

 You can only find out that it's like being in a serious movie role for the first time. Guillaume Marbeck can be especially singled out, as he is both similar and played it perfectly. In general, if you like Ed Wood and the like, then another similar movie is in your collection.

7.6\10

Springsteen

Springsteen

The most typical biographical film about a wonderful musician. Jeremy Allen White is as simple as possible in the movie. The character goes through standard stages and difficulties. The one who surprised me the most was Odessa Yang. More and more takes on major roles. She's even worthy of a nomination here. Otherwise, the director has a lot of work of quite tolerable quality, so even a simple drama here does not infuriate. I even caught up with the old man.

7.2/10

The running man

The running man

One of my most anticipated films of the year. Edgar Wright and the film adaptation of King. Great movie? Quite. Despite the flaws. In front of us, as in the movie with Schwartz, there is a hero who is a real hero. He wants to save everyone, feels sorry for someone, and saves his family. As a result, he goes to a game where he has to survive a month escaping from hunters. There are many social structures and messages. From a society where there are good people on both sides. Where the main character, despite heroism, everything goes to some measures and, accordingly, politics, where the person is part of the show. All this is sometimes humorous and cruel, a gloomy sight. The main character played by Glen Powell is one of the new stars of the future of Hollywood. Yes, and others are remembered. All this is due to Wright. 

One of the main problems is the ending. To many, it will seem controversial and primitive. But it's more of a plus for me. But it's still crumpled. As a result, there are controversial decisions of the hero and a controversial ending. But many people give the film a 6 for this. For what? A great version and a very underrated movie.

7.5/10

The Last Samurai

The Last Samurai

A new Netflix work where they decided to scrape the views off the popularity of the Squid Game. But, not as bad as it would seem to the first estimates. Before us is a series where the main character from the illness of his relatives goes to some games where everything turns into something like a Deadly battle where the characters are forced to kill in order to live and get a prize. A lot of things are taken from Squid. But, nevertheless, thanks to the working scheme and the characters, there is something to watch this series for. 

Moreover, it goes on for a long time and gives a lot of things in terms of action. Therefore, it is recommended as part of an addition to the subgenre, if you like it.

7.2/10

Christy

Christy

Well, it's time to discuss new items. Rocky is a great movie. And even many sequels and a future replacement for a new star do not interfere with collecting the box office and the quality is still the same. By the way, why did I mention him? To the fact that everyone felt that we needed a similar film. And the main thing is that the main character plays well. I've already written about a car with a Rock. Christie has the same advantages and the same problems. A biographical film where a boxing star has his struggles in life. Where there's a geeky manager nearby who doesn't respect her. There are no questions about the scenario, they even brought blood and thrillers in 2 parts. 

But, it's still a banal movie about overcoming oneself. Ben Foster and Sweeney herself play well. But, now few people are interested in such a movie. If you do, push them to streaming. Nothing else.

6.5/10

Creeper

Creeper

Oz can still surprise. This is the most controversial horror film of the year. Where even after the final you don't understand what to say. We are looking at a happy couple, but there is a strange mystique going on around a nice and cozy house. We will only be told what and why at the end. The film was very reminiscent of the dynamics of his own February. It's very slow and conversational, the scary moments are very strange, and the ending is quite strong in terms of revealing the message. So let's say everything is in the movie for a reason, so you need to watch the movie carefully. The main problem is that the approach of such a film is not suitable for everyone. 

That same February, many scolded for the emptiness before the finals. And the horror moments here are controversial, rather I work on tension. In the trailer, the directors have powerful slogans that speak of excellent quality. I still think I'll join them. We have 3 excellent films in a year and a half from Perkins. We are waiting for a new film next year.

7.0/10

Nuremberg

Nuremberg

Do you remember how our guys recently made a similar movie? So show them this movie. Let them know how to do it well. To begin with, this is not a completely straightforward trial process. A psychologist's study of the nature of Nazism and the view of one of the supporters of this society. And the further we look and hear speech, the more we realize that a person is a terrible person. And all this without pathos and stars in the cast. But most of all, I'm happy for Crowe. After the last films, he might even get a new Oscar nomination. 

We are waiting for cinema as a whole in the Oscar race.

7.8/10

The burglar from the roof

The burglar from the roof

Okay, here's an even nicer movie this year. And based on real events. There's a robber in front of us. A man who changed his life a lot and suddenly found his love. In terms of the message, everything is simple. Don't do bad things, but do good things. As a melodrama, the movie is also cute. And Dunst can, as always. But I'm more happy for Tatum. His agent finds a really interesting movie for him. By the way, the ending is touching here too.

7.2/10

The illusion of deception 3

The illusion of deception 3

You didn't have to wait for this for so many years. And shoot it a year later as a sequel for the sake of a sequel. Overall, I'm not a fan of the series. But I liked the first one and even the second one on the whole. Although the pretense and pathos infuriated many. But the actors and the stunts have redeemed everything. In 3 parts, almost everyone was returned. Some were left in the cameo. We added a couple of young heroes who fade away next to each other. And they were also trying to shove them into the foreground. Entertainment is not enough. 

And there are no cool scenes that will stay in my head. Pike is a great actress, but she doesn't look like a super villain at all. But there is this twist in the finale. It's as weak as possible, but according to critics, it's the best part. Doubtful. Part 4 is already in progress. I'll just say that we need to do something new. Otherwise, the series will fly into the red zone so quickly.

6.2/10

Carpenter's son

Carpenter's son

There's a lot to talk about here. Another movie of the year that will leave you with different opinions. But I advise you not to look at the score of 3 out of 10. Because I didn't understand why she was like that at all. Cage plays a father whose son has interesting abilities. But different forces want them. The film is very biblical and tries to draw on reasoning. Is it so good that he has them? Should I trust another person with a secret? And in general, the movie script looks quite interesting. By the way, there is a lot of body horror and folk horror in the film. There are no complaints about the actors either. Cage plays great. 

Moreover, Jupe has already proved himself a long time ago, and the future Joan of Arc - Isla Johnston is even the most interesting character in the film. FKA Twigs only pisses someone off in their opinions. But I didn't see anything. And yet, the scenario here could be even better. Because there seems to be something missing, and even though there is horror, it is banally made and does not frighten much. Still, it's a pretty average and interesting movie.

6.2/10

Run

Run

Uwe Boll. Haven't you heard for a long time? However, 2 films have already been released before. He's back. But now it's real. Before that, there was a messy pen test about a murderer. A crime drama and now literally a social thriller about immigrants. The film explores the theme of the migration crisis, telling about the difficult journey of migrants from Africa to Italy. Here they literally survive. There are actors that you've seen somewhere.

 And in general, their game is a plus of the movie. And in some places, the film even works very effectively on a modern theme. Especially in the USA. But Ove is still Ove. Therefore, the production is lame, but the finale is still megastran. It's like running out of film. Although it seems to me that the lines are not completed at all by the characters. And yet, I'm glad that the legend can still make an adequate movie. We are waiting for his Dark Knight and we can live.

5.5/10

Entity

Entity

Okay, it's time to discuss new items. Suddenly, we have the first full-fledged horror movie with the doctor or Sherlock Benedict Cumbermatch (or overwatch, whichever is funnier to you). In fact, it's a very deep movie again. Here is an artist with an internal crisis. Children, the loss of his wife and the fear of oblivion. The film is interesting and competently presents it, and thanks to Ben's acting, we don't get a whole movie for everyone. 

Because there is little to be afraid of. That vitality. By the way, the movie is very similar to the Babadook, because fans of this type of horror have something to catch here.

6.5/10

The Immortal 2

The Immortal 2

Part 1 is a stylish and brutal action movie. One of the best in its genre. I even added it to my favorites. The sequel... makes it even cooler. My grandfather is still killing and taking revenge on another grandfather from Don't Breathe, Stephen Lang, and you're waiting for their battle. The action is still brutal and shocking. 

Well, the topic of revenge is always relevant. By the way, the end touchingly puts an end to the dilogy. But I feel there will be a sequel. And that's what we're waiting for.

7.3/10

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