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Hi everyone. I actually wanted to be a judge for this contest. I should say right off the bat that I’m not really into adult content-in fact, I don’t like it at all. Anyway, thanks to everyone who votes for me.
Hello everyone, dear friends! Today I’ll show you how to open a portal to America.
I found the instructions on a long-forgotten forum; I'll show them to you now.
You take a plate, and then we stack the cookies on it.
Now, place a marshmallow on each cookie.
Now I need to buy some super American chocolate chip cookies.
Spread Nutella onto this cookie.
And now, we place this cookie onto our creation.
And now, we put it in the microwave for a minute.
Now this turned out well. All that's left is to add a few ingredients.
Add the Kinder and the cheese nachos.
Well, that's it. Now you can
I'm going to eat this now, and then we'll see if I really make it to the USA.
Also, while you eat, be sure to turn on the US anthem.
Oh, I think it worked! I'm in the USA!
In the next post, I’ll meet Trump!
Hi everyone, friends. Today we have an honest review of the white monster.
To be honest, this is the first time I’ve seen this; I’ve never even tried a regular monster.
But the design is very good; it’s both rough and smooth, and I really like it.
Well, it’s basically almost 5 bucks for a can.
But still, he’s just so damn handsome with his drawings.
That’s why young people love it - with that drink, they think they’re cool.
Well, we’re doing an honest review here, and the main thing is the taste. Let's open it and try
Well, let’s drink!
Oh, fuck, where did I end up, where am I?
Look, fuck, where am I, there’s a lot of snow here.
Oh, but this monster is so delicious after all!
So where am I
It’s like tanks are driving around here; in the distance, there are some guys, blondes. I’ll go ask them where the hell I am.
Damn it, it's so delicious!
Fuck, the phone will die from the cold so
Today I decided to try out a famous experiment! The idea is that we’ll get an infinite chocolate bar! I’ve never tested this before; even though it’s a well-known myth, I’m sure it’s a lie!
The way I saw it, you first need to cut it like this...
Then we'll cut it like this. And then we need to move these two pieces.
Guys, this actually works! I couldn't even believe it—I don't get how? Alright, let me go through the whole cycle, and then we'll see how it turned out.
This is what happened in a minute. I'll continue doing this for another 10.
Guys, I'm really scared. What if the Israeli government notices this and kills me? I don't want to die! I'm going to hire bodyguards! Bye, everyone!!!
The statistics might be slightly outdated.
In North America, people get off to lesbians the most—specifically in the US and Mexico. MILFs come in second; that’s what people in Canada get off to.
People here mostly get off to highly respected MILFs—Kazakhstan, for instance, is really into them. Russia, on the other hand, gets off to transgender people, while Mongolia is into Japanese women.
Anal sex is the top preference here. Countries like Chile and Argentina, among others, love watching anal content. Several smaller nations enjoy watching passionate Ebony scenes. Brazil, on the other hand, prefers its own domestic porn.
Porn preferences in Europe are quite diverse. Nevertheless, videos featuring mature women (MILFs) lead the way; transgender performers come in second, and anal sex ranks third. There are also Germans who prefer German porn, and an equally significant group of French people who prefer French porn.
It is obvious that African men simply adore hot, sexy Black women—that is, "ebony." Men in almost all these countries prefer them, though there are also those who prefer Arab-style porn, and there is just one country where the preference is for anal.
It’s just one country, and one that obviously prefers lesbian porn featuring voluptuous lesbians. Even New Zealand agrees with them.
And Antarctica is left in the dust...
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