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How do you open a portal in America?
How do you open a portal in America?

Hello everyone, dear friends! Today I’ll show you how to open a portal to America.

I found the instructions on a long-forgotten forum; I'll show them to you now.

How do you open a portal in America?

You take a plate, and then we stack the cookies on it.

How do you open a portal in America?

Now, place a marshmallow on each cookie.

How do you open a portal in America?

Now I need to buy some super American chocolate chip cookies.

How do you open a portal in America?

Spread Nutella onto this cookie.

How do you open a portal in America?

And now, we place this cookie onto our creation.

How do you open a portal in America?

And now, we put it in the microwave for a minute.

How do you open a portal in America?

Now this turned out well. All that's left is to add a few ingredients.

How do you open a portal in America?

Add the Kinder and the cheese nachos.

Well, that's it. Now you can

How do you open a portal in America?

I'm going to eat this now, and then we'll see if I really make it to the USA.

Also, while you eat, be sure to turn on the US anthem.

How do you open a portal in America?

Oh, I think it worked! I'm in the USA!

In the next post, I’ll meet Trump! 

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Fifty and one facts about the United States.

Hello! In this post, you can learn something new about a country like the United States. all information is taken from the Internet and may not be accurate. Have a nice day!

Fifty and one facts about the United States.

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  • 63% of US residents cannot find Iraq on the world map.
  • There is no officially approved language in the USA. The most common is the American version of English.
  • The US Declaration of Independence was written on cannabis paper.
  • Mauna Kea is the highest mountain in the world. It is located in the USA in Hawaii. The height of Mauna Kea is only 4,205 m above sea level, but measurements of the entire height (from the bottom to the top) have shown that it is as much as 2,000 m higher than Jomolungma (8,850 m).
  • 13% of the U.S. population believes that the sun revolves around the earth.
  • -57°C (Montana, January 20, 1954) - the lowest temperature ever recorded in the United States (not including Alaska). The highest temperature was recorded in the state of California, on July 10, 1913, and was +56°C.
  • 67% of the population is overweight.
  • Crater Lake is the deepest lake in the United States. it is located in the state of Oregon. The depth of the lake is 589 m.
  • At the moment, more than 8% of able-bodied Americans are not working or looking for work. Such a high percentage of the unemployed is due to huge government benefits.
  • Gerald Ford was the only person who served as both president and vice president, but was not officially elected.
  • The U.S. population is more than 314 million people.
  • 9 out of 10 Americans cannot find Afghanistan on the map of Eurasia.
  • During the American Revolution (1775-1783), inflation was so high that the price of bread increased by 10,000%, the price of wheat by 14,000%, the price of flour by 15,000%, and the price of beef by 33,000%.
  • 32% of all land in the United States is owned by the federal government.
  • The nominal GDP of the United States is more than $15 trillion, and the GDP per capita is $48 thousand. According to these two indicators, the United States ranks first in the world.
  • every 8th married couple met online.
  • The capital of the richest 1% of Americans exceeds the combined wealth of 90% of the country's population.
  • 50% of Americans collectively own only 2.5% of the total wealth of the United States.
  • Currently, only 51% of Americans are married. This is the lowest figure in the last 50 years. For example, in 1960, 72% of the U.S. population was married.
Fifty and one facts about the United States.
  • One in seven Americans has more than 10 credit cards.
  • Every hour, the US national debt increases by $150 million.
  • The first cinema opened in Los Angeles in 1902.
  • 40% of Americans do not believe Darwin's theory of evolution.
  • Indiana is the first city in the world to be illuminated by electricity.
  • Alaska has the longest coastline in the United States (10,686 km).
  • 72 thousand pizzas are eaten daily in the USA.
  • The Statue of Liberty was donated by France in 1884.
  • Manhattan's Chinatown is home to the largest number of Chinese in the entire Western hemisphere.
  • The King of Thailand was born in Cambridge, Massachusetts.
  • Harvard is the first university in the USA. It was founded back in 1636.
  • In the United States, women gained the right to vote only in 1920.
  • when an American turns 16, he has the right to drive a car; at 18, he has the right to vote and carry a gun; only at 21 does he get the right to buy alcohol.
  • George Washington's false teeth were made of whale bone.
  • The Pentagon is the largest administrative building in the world.
  • The total amount of all loans for higher education exceeds $1 trillion.
Fifty and one facts about the United States.
  • In 1918, the flu epidemic killed 548,000 people in the United States.
  • The city of Santa Fe was founded in 1610. it is rightfully the oldest in the USA.
  • The United States has one of the largest tourism industries in the world. The country is annually included in the top 3 most popular destinations in the world.
  • The average American uses between 80 and 100 liters of water every day.
  • The first televisions appeared in New York in 1936.
  • The tallest roller coaster in the world is located in Ohio.
  • Philadelphia was the first capital of the United States.
  • There are 3 times more livestock than people in Montana.
  • In Nebraska, you can still see traces of wagons from 100 years ago.
  • The largest popcorn factory is located in Iowa.
  • According to unofficial data, 90% of New York taxi drivers are immigrants.
  • There are more than 800 tornadoes in the country every year.
  • Americans consume more ice cream than any other nation in the world.
  • Every day, residents of the United States consume 150 million hot dogs.
  • There are 556 officially recognized Native American tribes in the country.
  • The average American spends 90% of his free time indoors.
Fifty and one facts about the United States.

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And that's it! Thanks for reading, I love it!💕

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SSSOME SSSHHHIIIT

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«Welcome to America, dude!»

Wassup, fam? So, yesterday was the big launch of this dope-ass website. It wasn't all smooth sailing, but we got through the issues and now we can kick back, relax, and get to know each other on this sick platform. No more problems, just vibes, my dudes. Let's do this!

Check it - I've been killin' it since this place launched! I'm sittin' pretty at the top of the leaderboard, and I'm the first one to hit 100 points, 100 comments, and 100 test completions. On top of that, I'm the only editor on this site so far. I'm straight-up crushing it, fam! This place is my domain.

Aight, let's cut to the chase and not make this sound like some crazy person's ramblings. No need to drag this out, let's just get to the point!

ʚ ៸៸ Who The Hell Am I? ៸៸ ɞ

Alright, let's cut to the chase - who the heck am I, right? No need to beat around the bush here. 

Aight, let me break it down for ya. My name's EFFEC7, but you can just call me Effect or Ray. Nice to meet ya, fam. I'm a budding graphic designer, writer, photographer, and I know a thing or two about coding too. But really, I'm just into all kinds of stuff, so I could go on forever about myself. Let's keep it short and sweet, right?

Aight, I'm from Europe, 20 years old, and my personality type is ENFP - I'm an ambivert, ya dig? I'm all about that dark aesthetic, but when I'm at home, it's straight-up cozy vibes, you feel me? Yeah, I'm a bit of a mixed bag, that's for sure.

I came over to Pikuco from the Russian version of the site, and I've been around since 2022, so you could call me an OG around these parts. At first, I was all about racking up that clout, boosting my stats, and getting that sweet, sweet approval. But then I hit a bit of a creative slump and got kinda down in the dumps. While my ex was killin' it and making her way up the ranks, I was just chilling in the background, barely making a peep. That's when I decided to shift my focus to helping develop the site - I became a curator for the admins on the Discord server, and I'm also the tech admin for the Russian Pikuco Wiki.

When it comes to the content I'm gonna be droppin' on this site, it's gonna be all over the place - some random, low-key stuff, but also some high-quality, fancy-schmancy pieces. Don't worry, I ain't gonna leave y'all hangin' - I'm gonna be way more active here than on the .ru domain. As for the technical side, I'm the one who created the Pikuco Discord and the English Pikuco Wiki. And I got a few big-time activities in the works that I think you're really gonna dig. But we can chat more about that later, ya dig?

ʚ ៸៸ Perceptions of This Experience ៸៸ ɞ

Aight, so the launch of this site wasn't exactly smooth sailing, ya feel me? We had some bugs and issues right off the bat, but the admin and their team got that sorted out, mad props to them. Gotta give a big ol' shoutout and respect to the work they've put in over the years to make this happen. I bet Vyacheslav never thought back in 2020 that he'd be taking this thing global, but here we are - we did it, fam, we're a family.

Aight, so in these past few days, I've been feelin' a whole new sense of inspiration and energy. It's a fresh start, a clean slate, a new life. I've already linked up with the dope Baby💋 and we might be cookin' up something big, but for now I'm just tryna get my bearings and I probably won't be gettin' in on any squad wars this month. A lot of these folks have already become super comfortable for me, like this ☆신원희☆ character who's killin' it promoting K-POP globally - she's got a real chill vibe. Overall, even the same people just feel different here, like you're getting to know 'em all over again. We're on the cusp of something huge, my dudes.

The only thing that's got me a lil' riled up is these Russian pseudo-patriots who came over here just to clown on the Americans, ya know? The typical Russians with their unnecessary cultural impositions that nobody asked for. These "comedy geniuses" think they're hot stuff, but to me they just look straight-up goofy and dumb. Aight, no beef with the rest of y'all Russians if you're chill and easy to vibe with. I'm talkin' about those clowns who make these troll squads using Russian transcriptions, and create tests about the Russian language and all that. But yo, I don't wanna start no drama, so no hard feelings, I ain't tryna hate on you guys.

Bet, I'm tryna find common ground with everyone, so peace out to all y'all! 🕊️

ʚ ៸៸ Upcoming Activities ៸៸ ɞ

Aight, I ain't gonna say too much about future projects, don't wanna overpromise and underdeliver, ya feel? Though y'all probably wouldn't even remember anyway. But I'm plannin' to drop a few tests on the aesthetics of different areas of life. As for that photo test, that's an old one I brought over, but it's kinda outdated, just like my photography skills. So keep an eye out for a revamped version comin' at ya soon.

When it comes to those big events I mentioned earlier, I'm not gonna spill too many details. But I can tell you this - they're gonna be massive, like, possibly even official-level events. You feel me? Stay tuned, it's gonna be big.

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ʚ ៸៸ Curious Works ៸៸ ɞ

Aight, last but not least, I wanna share a couple of my work pieces that I think are pretty dope and high-quality. It ain't much, but it's honest work, ya dig?

Check out this sweet test I used to take on the Russian site. I highly recommend y'all give it a shot, the work is straight-up fire. I'm diggin' the design on this piece, mad respect from a professional standpoint. You're killin' it, my dude!

If you're into Eastern culture, specifically the birthplace of Jesus - Israel - then I gotta recommend you take this test. Find the most beautiful spot you'd wanna visit someday. And by the way, peace to Israel, no more wars!

Aight, and to make sure you don't get lost navigating this site, I'd recommend checking out the user manual to learn the ropes. If this is your first time here, I'm stoked to have you aboard, let's get to know each other, bro.

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«Welcome to America, dude!»

Thanks to everyone who took the time to read through this post! I hope y'all have a great weekend. Let's all get to know each other in the comments - no toxicity, just good vibes only!

Bet, y'all gonna be seein' me again real soon, 'cause I got a whole lot more comin' your way! Love you all!

How's it been goin' for you these past day? How you feelin' about this place so far?3

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