How do you open a portal in America?

Hello everyone, dear friends! Today I’ll show you how to open a portal to America.

I found the instructions on a long-forgotten forum; I'll show them to you now.

You take a plate, and then we stack the cookies on it.

Now, place a marshmallow on each cookie.

Now I need to buy some super American chocolate chip cookies.

Spread Nutella onto this cookie.

And now, we place this cookie onto our creation.

And now, we put it in the microwave for a minute.

Now this turned out well. All that's left is to add a few ingredients.

Add the Kinder and the cheese nachos.

Well, that's it. Now you can

I'm going to eat this now, and then we'll see if I really make it to the USA.

Also, while you eat, be sure to turn on the US anthem.

Oh, I think it worked! I'm in the USA!

In the next post, I’ll meet Trump!