The cat flew in to tell you 'Hello!'

Hello Americans, time for jokes!:

• Electrician Igor rounded out the top three at the swimming competition

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• A man went out onto the balcony, but there was no balcony.
  

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• What do Lego men say when they don't know what to do: No problem, we'll figure it out

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