Pyjama's friends

And in this strange, inanimate and fabulous world where Brazil and Japan merge into the ether... 

I rooting for you! You have failed me cruelly! All your pain is just my pain. But so much pain... So much... So much...

Dedicated to the following rules, well-played but predictable Japanese...

It is you

The match of the 1/16 finals of the 2026 World Cup in Houston promised to be a sensation. And the Japanese got closer to it. The game started very encouragingly, the Japanese pulled out their flag much faster than the Brazilians. In the 29th minute, Kaishu Sano, like a ninja, silently appeared in the center of the field, intercepted the ball and delivered a powerful and accurate shot at goal — 1-0. But then Casemiro-Quasimodo also scored ... a goal ... auch...

In the second time, the Brazilians did not forgive the obvious! They've found out the squints! If you can't score a goal after 5-6 Japanese players at their goal, you need to score from the canopies...  Although the Japanese picked up more yellow cards for thwarted attacks than for all the matches in the group, it did not save them. The second half was a time of "relentless attacks" by the Brazilians. The game was going to extra time, but in the 90+5th minute there was a tragedy for all Japanese fans. Martinelli scored a 2-1 victory after Bruno Guimaraes' pass.

Ninja!

While there was an absolutely equal fight between the Japanese and the Brazilians, I was doing a match tournament (yes, live). Carefully monitoring the replacements. The words of a commentator who supports the Brazilians (traitor! you should be rooting for everyone!), they cut my sensitive ears. In this strange world, the commentator also pronounced the names as if he were reading my own tournament. A coincidence? I don't think so. 

Why do they always lose on my shift? Zion Suzuki was standing at the gates of Japan (just like the brand of the car). But even he couldn't stop the Brazilian express. Andrew beat, Vinicius Junior beat — and then the question is: why didn't Junior score? But because Zion Suzuki turned his shot into the bar! Did you hear it, Junior?

Are they Japanese or Brazilians?..

Well, what can I say? I was rooting for Japan...

This face expresses everything. I'll leave you alone with him...

That's it! Bye! See you in the morning! May you dream of midges! (either mormysh or Modric)

Before rushing with a slipper (or unarmed) at an annoying sound, you need to understand what you're dealing with. They act cunningly. 

Mosquito tactics

A mosquito sits on vertical surfaces and waits for you to fall asleep. But a mosquito is a stupid creature, for him sleep is when you don't move. And so, this fool flies at a sleepless you, you start waving your arms, trying to drive him away, and he flies away and waits again. And so on ad infinitum.

Popeye

How to beat a mosquito in his tactics

1. Inspect all vertical surfaces and the ceiling. Curtains should be checked from two sides, cabinets, walls, and so on. The mosquito is 100% hiding somewhere out there.

2. If you can't find him, try to lure him into the light. The light source can be anything: a phone, a lamp, etc.

3. If this doesn't work, you need to move on to radical methods: stand on the bed, pick up a blanket and start waving it with all your might, creating air currents that are likely to scare the mosquito and it will fly out of its shelter.

4. (A way for the brave) Lure him in. As soon as the mosquito lands, hit it with all your might!

5. If that doesn't help, try to cover your head with a blanket, leaving only a small hole for air. There are no guarantees that a mosquito will not find this hole, but this method has never failed. Let's assume that all mosquitoes are too stupid to figure it out.

6. And the last thing: A plan for a masochist.
Collect the mosquitoes in a jar and put them on the windowsill. The living see their relatives in the glass and... well, they don't. But you'll feel like a vengeful god.

Alert!

I answer common questions:

How to avoid getting your hands dirty?
Use a slipper for these cruel purposes or whatever is at hand. The wall is dirty, the hands are clean. That's all.

How to prepare for a mosquito attack in advance?
1. Put an anti-mosquito net on the window.
2. Buy a fumigator. Turn it on at night.
3. Buy an anti-mosquito net on the bed.
4. Buy a spacesuit. Sleep in it.
5. Buy a mosquito repellent lamp.
6. Buy an electric fly swatter.
7. Wear a bracelet with essential oils.
8. Plant a plant repellent in the room.
9. Give access to your room to frogs.

What should I do if a mosquito is buzzing and I can't find it?
If you still haven't found a mosquito, then you're probably being paranoid. You have a buzzing in both ears. Go to sleep peacefully, no one will bite you.

Lovers. Awful.

I continue to answer the following questions:

Is it cruel to kill mosquitoes?
Either he's for you, or you're for him! Probably, someone is waiting for the mosquito at home too. But that's not your problem, ha-ha-ha 🦟🔪🔪

What would happen if there were no mosquitoes?
The food chain:
mosquitoes — frogs — French
For the sake of the French, you can be patient. Pierre Richard, Gerard Depardieu, Joe Dassin, Jean-Paul Belmondo...

Why do mosquitoes feed on blood?
Female mosquitoes need blood to produce offspring. Ugh, that's disgusting, why did you ask?

Try to sleep well after that...

If you're reading this post at 4 a.m., you're not crazy. I understand you like a human being. And what ways do you know to deal with bloodsuckers? That's it!

Bye! See you in the morning! May you dream of midges!

Can't stop these radical dudes? Use the turtle power!