Before rushing with a slipper (or unarmed) at an annoying sound, you need to understand what you're dealing with. They act cunningly.
Mosquito tactics
A mosquito sits on vertical surfaces and waits for you to fall asleep. But a mosquito is a stupid creature, for him sleep is when you don't move. And so, this fool flies at a sleepless you, you start waving your arms, trying to drive him away, and he flies away and waits again. And so on ad infinitum.
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How to beat a mosquito in his tactics
1. Inspect all vertical surfaces and the ceiling. Curtains should be checked from two sides, cabinets, walls, and so on. The mosquito is 100% hiding somewhere out there.
2. If you can't find him, try to lure him into the light. The light source can be anything: a phone, a lamp, etc.
3. If this doesn't work, you need to move on to radical methods: stand on the bed, pick up a blanket and start waving it with all your might, creating air currents that are likely to scare the mosquito and it will fly out of its shelter.
4. (A way for the brave) Lure him in. As soon as the mosquito lands, hit it with all your might!
5. If that doesn't help, try to cover your head with a blanket, leaving only a small hole for air. There are no guarantees that a mosquito will not find this hole, but this method has never failed. Let's assume that all mosquitoes are too stupid to figure it out.
6. And the last thing: A plan for a masochist.
Collect the mosquitoes in a jar and put them on the windowsill. The living see their relatives in the glass and... well, they don't. But you'll feel like a vengeful god.
Alert!
I answer common questions:
How to avoid getting your hands dirty?
Use a slipper for these cruel purposes or whatever is at hand. The wall is dirty, the hands are clean. That's all.
How to prepare for a mosquito attack in advance?
1. Put an anti-mosquito net on the window.
2. Buy a fumigator. Turn it on at night.
3. Buy an anti-mosquito net on the bed.
4. Buy a spacesuit. Sleep in it.
5. Buy a mosquito repellent lamp.
6. Buy an electric fly swatter.
7. Wear a bracelet with essential oils.
8. Plant a plant repellent in the room.
9. Give access to your room to frogs.
What should I do if a mosquito is buzzing and I can't find it?
If you still haven't found a mosquito, then you're probably being paranoid. You have a buzzing in both ears. Go to sleep peacefully, no one will bite you.
Lovers. Awful.
I continue to answer the following questions:
Is it cruel to kill mosquitoes?
Either he's for you, or you're for him! Probably, someone is waiting for the mosquito at home too. But that's not your problem, ha-ha-ha 🦟🔪🔪
What would happen if there were no mosquitoes?
The food chain:
mosquitoes — frogs — French
For the sake of the French, you can be patient. Pierre Richard, Gerard Depardieu, Joe Dassin, Jean-Paul Belmondo...
Why do mosquitoes feed on blood?
Female mosquitoes need blood to produce offspring. Ugh, that's disgusting, why did you ask?
Try to sleep well after that...
If you're reading this post at 4 a.m., you're not crazy. I understand you like a human being. And what ways do you know to deal with bloodsuckers? That's it!
Bye! See you in the morning! May you dream of midges!
Can't stop these radical dudes? Use the turtle power!
What time is it now?5
Game One - Red Light, Green Light
This game was the first in both the first and second seasons, so I'll summarize.
It is very easy to survive in this game, although there are a couple of factors that can prevent you from completing this game
For example: When the first player dies, a bunch of others will run away without analyzing and knock down some others, and this
some of them might have been me and died because of one person's stupidity.
It can also be influenced by who is walking behind me, there is a good chance that a player like Thanos 230 from season 2 may be there, and before he freezes, he pushes me, spurring me to movement and death.
Game Two - Sugar Honeycombs
First, let's look at the games of the first season, and the second game of the 1st season is Sugar Honeycombs or in another way, Dalgon.
As far as I'm concerned, it's the easiest game of all. I would have chosen a Triangle without even knowing what we were going to do, since this is my favorite shape, and a triangle is the easiest shape of all. I would just carefully scratch out three lines, a couple of minutes and I'm alive.
The cookie wouldn't even have to be licked.
Game Three - Tug of War
Now let's talk about probably my place of death in season 1, it's a tug of war, I'm very frail and weak myself, I weigh only 52 kg. I would have been able to complete this game if I had 9 players in my team with very good muscles or grip.
My chance of survival is 30%.
The fourth game is Balls
Well, let's say I managed to choose the right team and survive, I get to the next game, where the chance of survival is already slightly higher, namely 50-50, because in this game everything depends on randomness.
Game Five - The Glass Bridge
This is definitely my stop, and this is where I'm going to die...
Ask why? If I didn't know what the game was, I would have 100% chosen the vest with the number 3, as this is my favorite number.
And the chance that the third player in turn will reach the end of the bridge is 0.01111. How many percentages are there?
I'm hanging out here.
Game Six - Finale - Squid Game
I died in the last game, but I'll only tell you about the ending that I didn't understand the essence of the game, in the series Ki Hoon and Sang Woo just fought to the death...
The second game is a Six-legged Pentathlon
So we started discussing the games of seasons 2 and 3, and after game 1 there is a Six-legged Pentathlon.
This is the game where I have the most chance of dying, because it all depends on the team, not on me.
Of all the 5 games in this general game, I could only knock down a stone or kick a bouncer 3 times.
If I'm lucky, then it will be easier.
The third game is Mingle, or as I call it the Third Extra
The game itself is simple, the main thing is to stick to a large crowd of people and push someone away in time, having managed to enter the room with the right number of players first.
The fourth game is Hide-and-Seek
For me, hide-and-seek would be the easiest game of the 2-3 season, ask why?
After all, I could have got the role of blue.
And it's just in case I'm blue, I have 2 plans.
First: Immediately after entering the maze, shout to all players that they should stay in a group of at least 6 people,
and having gone with a whole crowd of people to lock themselves in one of the rooms, yes, the doors can not be locked, but you can hold them by force of several people, even if some red one tries to break down the door, we can hint to him that there are a lot of us sitting here, and we will beat any red one, preferably even lie about the number to say that there are 12 of you there instead of the truthful 6.
And so sit until the end of the timer. That dam I survived.
The second one: Let's imagine I'm blue, and according to the rules it was said that you can't exchange roles and vests during the game.
What counts as an exchange is taking off your vest and putting on someone else's. But if I take off the red vest from the corpse and just put it on top of my own, in the series the blues took the knives of the murdered reds and no one forbade them to do so, so I can take the vest off the red one without changing it in any way, but just putting it on myself.
It's like being a wolf in sheep's clothing.
To make the game more effective, I will disguise myself as red, look for other reds, and under the pretext that I have already killed my blue and want to help another red kill blue, I will "help" them, well, as they say.
When we find a blue player for another red man, he will finish him off, and I will sharply stab the red man in the neck with a knife.,
thus getting rid of two, and so on for the whole game to turn until the timer expires.
Yes, it's cruel, but for the sake of survival you will commit any atrocity.
The fifth Skipping Rope game
It's also a very easy game, I jump and run very well and fast due to my weight and height.
It won't be difficult for me to be the first to complete this game, and the first to reach the end of the bridge, as a person in the series itself, I would throw off others who would also reach the end of the bridge.
Yes, the tactics are cruel, just like in hide-and-seek, but this way I have a good chance of winning without even starting the fifth game.
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The Sixth Final game is the Heavenly Squid
Let's say me and 5 other players still managed to come to an agreement and cross the bridge.
Here we are in the sixth in the final, where at least three of us should die.
What would I have done, I would have conspired with the majority and we would have thrown out any players.
And now me and two other dudes are alive.
And everyone took about 12-14 billion Won, they were too lazy to convert it into rubles.
Thanks for reading my post!
In which game would you survive with a better chance?0
