And in this strange, inanimate and fabulous world where Brazil and Japan merge into the ether...
I rooting for you! You have failed me cruelly! All your pain is just my pain. But so much pain... So much... So much...
Dedicated to the following rules, well-played but predictable Japanese...
It is you
The match of the 1/16 finals of the 2026 World Cup in Houston promised to be a sensation. And the Japanese got closer to it. The game started very encouragingly, the Japanese pulled out their flag much faster than the Brazilians. In the 29th minute, Kaishu Sano, like a ninja, silently appeared in the center of the field, intercepted the ball and delivered a powerful and accurate shot at goal — 1-0. But then Casemiro-Quasimodo also scored ... a goal ... auch...
In the second time, the Brazilians did not forgive the obvious! They've found out the squints! If you can't score a goal after 5-6 Japanese players at their goal, you need to score from the canopies... Although the Japanese picked up more yellow cards for thwarted attacks than for all the matches in the group, it did not save them. The second half was a time of "relentless attacks" by the Brazilians. The game was going to extra time, but in the 90+5th minute there was a tragedy for all Japanese fans. Martinelli scored a 2-1 victory after Bruno Guimaraes' pass.
Ninja!
While there was an absolutely equal fight between the Japanese and the Brazilians, I was doing a match tournament (yes, live). Carefully monitoring the replacements. The words of a commentator who supports the Brazilians (traitor! you should be rooting for everyone!), they cut my sensitive ears. In this strange world, the commentator also pronounced the names as if he were reading my own tournament. A coincidence? I don't think so.
Why do they always lose on my shift? Zion Suzuki was standing at the gates of Japan (just like the brand of the car). But even he couldn't stop the Brazilian express. Andrew beat, Vinicius Junior beat — and then the question is: why didn't Junior score? But because Zion Suzuki turned his shot into the bar! Did you hear it, Junior?
Are they Japanese or Brazilians?..
Well, what can I say? I was rooting for Japan...
This face expresses everything. I'll leave you alone with him...
That's it! Bye! See you in the morning! May you dream of midges! (either mormysh or Modric)
Do you sleep well at night?2
Game One - Red Light, Green Light
This game was the first in both the first and second seasons, so I'll summarize.
It is very easy to survive in this game, although there are a couple of factors that can prevent you from completing this game
For example: When the first player dies, a bunch of others will run away without analyzing and knock down some others, and this
some of them might have been me and died because of one person's stupidity.
It can also be influenced by who is walking behind me, there is a good chance that a player like Thanos 230 from season 2 may be there, and before he freezes, he pushes me, spurring me to movement and death.
Game Two - Sugar Honeycombs
First, let's look at the games of the first season, and the second game of the 1st season is Sugar Honeycombs or in another way, Dalgon.
As far as I'm concerned, it's the easiest game of all. I would have chosen a Triangle without even knowing what we were going to do, since this is my favorite shape, and a triangle is the easiest shape of all. I would just carefully scratch out three lines, a couple of minutes and I'm alive.
The cookie wouldn't even have to be licked.
Game Three - Tug of War
Now let's talk about probably my place of death in season 1, it's a tug of war, I'm very frail and weak myself, I weigh only 52 kg. I would have been able to complete this game if I had 9 players in my team with very good muscles or grip.
My chance of survival is 30%.
The fourth game is Balls
Well, let's say I managed to choose the right team and survive, I get to the next game, where the chance of survival is already slightly higher, namely 50-50, because in this game everything depends on randomness.
Game Five - The Glass Bridge
This is definitely my stop, and this is where I'm going to die...
Ask why? If I didn't know what the game was, I would have 100% chosen the vest with the number 3, as this is my favorite number.
And the chance that the third player in turn will reach the end of the bridge is 0.01111. How many percentages are there?
I'm hanging out here.
Game Six - Finale - Squid Game
I died in the last game, but I'll only tell you about the ending that I didn't understand the essence of the game, in the series Ki Hoon and Sang Woo just fought to the death...
The second game is a Six-legged Pentathlon
So we started discussing the games of seasons 2 and 3, and after game 1 there is a Six-legged Pentathlon.
This is the game where I have the most chance of dying, because it all depends on the team, not on me.
Of all the 5 games in this general game, I could only knock down a stone or kick a bouncer 3 times.
If I'm lucky, then it will be easier.
The third game is Mingle, or as I call it the Third Extra
The game itself is simple, the main thing is to stick to a large crowd of people and push someone away in time, having managed to enter the room with the right number of players first.
The fourth game is Hide-and-Seek
For me, hide-and-seek would be the easiest game of the 2-3 season, ask why?
After all, I could have got the role of blue.
And it's just in case I'm blue, I have 2 plans.
First: Immediately after entering the maze, shout to all players that they should stay in a group of at least 6 people,
and having gone with a whole crowd of people to lock themselves in one of the rooms, yes, the doors can not be locked, but you can hold them by force of several people, even if some red one tries to break down the door, we can hint to him that there are a lot of us sitting here, and we will beat any red one, preferably even lie about the number to say that there are 12 of you there instead of the truthful 6.
And so sit until the end of the timer. That dam I survived.
The second one: Let's imagine I'm blue, and according to the rules it was said that you can't exchange roles and vests during the game.
What counts as an exchange is taking off your vest and putting on someone else's. But if I take off the red vest from the corpse and just put it on top of my own, in the series the blues took the knives of the murdered reds and no one forbade them to do so, so I can take the vest off the red one without changing it in any way, but just putting it on myself.
It's like being a wolf in sheep's clothing.
To make the game more effective, I will disguise myself as red, look for other reds, and under the pretext that I have already killed my blue and want to help another red kill blue, I will "help" them, well, as they say.
When we find a blue player for another red man, he will finish him off, and I will sharply stab the red man in the neck with a knife.,
thus getting rid of two, and so on for the whole game to turn until the timer expires.
Yes, it's cruel, but for the sake of survival you will commit any atrocity.
The fifth Skipping Rope game
It's also a very easy game, I jump and run very well and fast due to my weight and height.
It won't be difficult for me to be the first to complete this game, and the first to reach the end of the bridge, as a person in the series itself, I would throw off others who would also reach the end of the bridge.
Yes, the tactics are cruel, just like in hide-and-seek, but this way I have a good chance of winning without even starting the fifth game.
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The Sixth Final game is the Heavenly Squid
Let's say me and 5 other players still managed to come to an agreement and cross the bridge.
Here we are in the sixth in the final, where at least three of us should die.
What would I have done, I would have conspired with the majority and we would have thrown out any players.
And now me and two other dudes are alive.
And everyone took about 12-14 billion Won, they were too lazy to convert it into rubles.
Thanks for reading my post!
In which game would you survive with a better chance?0
