5 Ways to open the refrigerator!

Hello everyone, Valt is with you! Last night, I realized that we had been opening the refrigerator incorrectly all our lives. I've done my research, dropped a dumpling, and now I'm ready to introduce you to 5 real Ways to get into the abode of sausage scraps. Have fun reading!

Method #1: "Classics through pain"

You just grab the handle and pull. Are you bored? But it's not. The main thing here is not to calculate the force of the door opening, because at that moment a can of saury, which you threw there in 2018, flies from the top shelf into your forehead. The bruise is secured, the dinner is saved, the jar is not broken, because it is already immortal.

Method number 2: "Call Alexey"

You stand in front of the door and realize that there is a magnet inside. Not just a magnet, but a creature of hell that holds the door tighter than dad holds a belt when you brought a C in geography. You can't beat him. You take out your phone, call your friend Alexei (everyone should have Lech in their life) and shout into the phone: "LECH, TELL THE REFRIGERATOR THAT I'M HERE!". Lech screams obscenities into the phone, the pressure of the magnet drops from fright, the door opens by itself. Verified by science.

Method number 3: "Alahamora!"

One of the most difficult ways. To do this, you will have to find the last flywheel of time, travel to the past at the time of your birth, be born a magician, receive a letter from Hogwarts at the age of 11, study and become a magician, and finally apply the "Alahamora" spell to the refrigerator! And then, probably, the door of the snow-white safe will open.

Method number 4: "Schrodinger's Cat Paradox"

If you don't have a cat, get a cat. A cat is a bio—key. You wait for the cat to start yelling that he's starving (usually it's 03:47 at night). You tell the cat, "Listen, fatso, you open the door, I take out the Kitekat, and you don't say anything until morning. Barter?" The cat looks at you with the gaze of an ancient demon, runs his paw over the rubber band of the seal, and the door creaks open. You're in shock. The cat is shocked that you still haven't figured out who's boss in the house.

Method number 5: "The Power of Imagination and cabbage soup"

You just sit in front of the refrigerator that's turned off and start convincing yourself that you've already opened it. You're visualizing a cutlet. You can smell yesterday's cabbage soup. You reach for the mayonnaise with your astral hand... Whoosh! You open your eyes, and the refrigerator is really open! (It only works if there are enough midi-chlorians)

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Well, that's it for me, please like it if you tried one of the ways! Good luck to all and pokedova!