Statistics: What brand is it?

— Those who parked their red Lamborghini at the entrance, there's a stampede — do not enter, do not exit. I'm asking whose red Lamborghini is at the entrance! —What are you yelling about? It's yours! — I know, but maybe someone didn't know?

Everyone who doesn't have a car dreams of buying one, and everyone who has a car dreams of selling it. And he doesn't do it just because selling it will leave you without a car.

Damn the day I got behind the wheel of this vacuum cleaner! May his carburetor dry out forever and ever!

I wish I had a horse, damn it. At least there's something human about horses. At least you can talk to a horse.…