Statistics: The most useful superpower among the useless

You are able to imagine something in reality, but only you can see the imagined thing

You can integrate VR glasses into your brain and fully immerse yourself in virtual reality (as much as the space of your location allows)

You have a memory for puns from all over human history and can easily recite any of them

Depending on how passionately you kiss the target, the target will be slightly(+) healed

You can create a clone, but it will be inactive. Clone will mimic your current appearance. Can be used once per day. Lasts for 1 day

You can read star predictions and make horoscopes

You can eat other people's thoughts, hopes and dreams. Consumption causes a strong desire to eat something (food, or proceed "tale consuming")

You can electrify things a little bit. For example, you can shock someone with your finger or give yourself a cool haircut or... whatever your imagination can come up with, but it also creates fatigue

Placing your finger on target mouth silences the creature. Works three times a day. Releasing your finger from the mouth dispels the mute effect

Create for yourself and your target a virtual space "ShitMaze" (works like an anti-cafe, but with a catch)

You can slightly change the direction of the wind

You can create a signature just like in a passport

You can teleport to a random point on the world map, but this can cause sudden death

Your legs turn into a tail. The tail can be controlled

Your hair becomes snakes. They can be controlled

You can grow 4 arms, but you won't learn to use them effectively until 30 years later.

You can switch walking modes

You can create soap bubbles if you have a bar of soap with you.

You can safely pick up and eat food from the floor, but only within 3 seconds after it falls

You can put on your lenses hands-free, as long as you take the lenses with you

You can use the ability "Infernal insemination" on toilet paper. The details of the ability are unknown.

You can sing at full volume even if you have voice debuffs. Does not work if your mouth is blocked by a physical object.

You are able to synchronize with the target (repeat the target's actions), however, you may fail the attribute check

You can auto-bondage for the chosen targets, but you require materials

You can erase any person from the history of the current time. Works only once per life. In place of the erased person will be someone similar

You can create magic crystals in your kidneys. One crystal slightly improves a random characteristic of yours, but worsens your health

You are able to suck any liquid (blood, poisons, water, beer...) slightly better than the average person

If the moon is not currently visible, you can cast an illusionary moon. Duration: 5 minutes. Cooldown: day.

Recharge the device by 1 percent at the cost of blood. 50 percent - 450 ml. ( = one donor visit. Recommended to use once every 3-4 months)

During non-working hours you can drill 1.5 times louder and better

You can give yourself a nosebleed

You forget what you saw, heard or felt in the last minute. Afterwards, you have no ability to remember new information until you sleep