Statistics: Superpowers with downsides in real life

but you don’t know that to use it you must cry.

but for the actual 9 seconds.

but for you it seems as if you were walking while everything else was stuck in one place, immovable.

but you will never know if it’s real or your power.

but only if you fully know the object's molecular formula, design, width, height, length, and material.

but for everybody who sees you, you look like a weird guy in the skies.

fishes, insects, birds, mammals, everyone of them.

but afterwards you need a twelve hour rest.

but only if the person is either hating you, or disgusted by you.

but you feel pain and can’t regenerate. :)

but only if that character is extremely racist.

but you can play them when the trend passes.

but the further it is, the higher your chance to teleport towards the opposite direction.

but its weight will increase disproportionately higher.

but only if this character is feminist approved.

but only for the very toxic partners.

but it will look like Ai generated.

but it’s once in life and everybody knows that you have this ability.

but not in induction.

but it will grow back for five years.

no matter if it ever is necessary or not.

but due to the amount of force after you hit anything you fly away up to 100 metres, and whenever you lift something there is a chance you break it.

and this is it, nothing else. Just a vision underwater without glasses, and you know that you could have got hundreds of other options.

but you want to do it twice as much.

but whoever you reference/quote will think that your work was terrible and will actively oppose everything that you wrote/said.

but it looks weird to everyone.

but during the time when you are supposed to sleep you are incredibly depressed.

but it becomes 20 times more sensitive.

but you would never write an analysis on the literature.

but nobody will believe that you did watch it, unless you watch it without powers.

but the other animals will be interested in killing you.

but their parents always think it’s for the wrong reasons.