Statistics: How many years would you work in Yubaba bathhouse?

You got lost in the bathhouse and couldn't get to the Yubaba, or you weren't persistent enough in asking for work, or you ate someone else's food, or you were rude to Yubaba, or you didn't do the job, or you just couldn't stand your nerves. Some of these reasons did not allow you to remain human anymore. You've been turned into a pig. But don't worry! The good news is that you won't be working, just eating, sleeping, and grunting. And the bad news... You might get eaten. But don't be alarmed! Not with 100% probability, of course... somewhere from 97.03572%....

You ended up in the bathhouse by accident, worked there honestly, following all instructions, agreeing to even the dirtiest work. You didn't make any stupid or ill-considered attempts to escape. You've been waiting. They made good acquaintances and were kind to others. Maybe they even managed to save someone's life. You got out of the bathhouse thanks to chance. You will not miss this bathhouse, but you will remember it for a long time.

You did not come to the bathhouse for adventure or for a ridiculous accident. You had a goal — money. You didn't like this job, you didn't like the smell, you didn't like Yubaba and her orders. But you persevered. Because they knew it was temporary, and they had just a little more to save up in order to leave there forever and start a new life. You were confident in yourself and didn't let fear or fatigue get the better of you. You worked well and often received tips from guests. But sometimes they could spend some of the money they earned on something very necessary, for example, on a fried lizard. When the required amount of money was accumulated, you were able to leave your job at the sauna in the past.

You came to the bathhouse with a special purpose — to learn witchcraft. But something went wrong. Yubaba has taken control of you. You became her right-hand man, following all orders without being able to resist. You learned how to do magic, but the cost was too high. However, you have not lost your character. He was the one who helped you get out. Perseverance, indomitable will, kindness are the traits that you have not been able to suppress. Somewhere deep inside, you remembered who you were before joining Yubaba. You were able to get out of the bathhouse because you did not allow yourself to disappear.

You came to the sauna to work, started like everyone else, from the very bottom. But you quickly realized that if you run errands quickly, efficiently, and flatter your superiors from time to time, you can climb the career ladder. You have gone from a boiler cleaner to a duty officer for issuing tincture tags. You've been working towards this for almost seven years. You had power over those below you, and you really liked this position. But one day, by some ridiculous, nasty, black accident in a white mask, which caused you a shortage, you were kicked out of the bathhouse. You don't even understand how it happened. Yubaba told you personally: if you try to come back, you'll end up in a pigsty.

No one remembers how you ended up in the bathroom, not even you. You have been allocated a modest corner in the boiler room, which has become your home. You liked it there, and work has become the meaning of your life. One day you decided to buy train tickets and put them in a drawer, just in case. You worked hard every day and one day you got tired of it. You had enough savings to one day pack up your belongings, take tickets from the box, close the boiler room door and go on an adventure.

It seems that you've been working in a sauna since you were born. You have become a part of this place. You do your job well, you have a lot of friends, you like it there. Sometimes you think about leaving, starting a new life... But where to go?.. The sauna has become your home. You won't dare to leave, no. You will stay there forever.

You came to the sauna in order to become stronger. Luckily, Yubaba took you on as a student, even though you didn't doubt it. You not only memorized the lessons of witchcraft, you paid attention to everything from how Yubaba runs the sauna to how she communicates with the guests. You quickly gained her trust and became her right-hand man. Years have passed and you have surpassed your mentor. You knew all her weaknesses. And when the moment came, you struck. Yubaba disappeared from the bathhouse. No one even dared to suspect you. You have assumed the position of bathhouse owner for a while, but nothing is as permanent as temporary. (Or maybe you didn't bother so much and just opened your sauna opposite — better, cleaner, with more delicious food and soft towels, who knows). This is no longer Yubaba's bathhouse, this is your bathhouse.