Statistics: Choose your eternal bodyguard

Regeneration, like Wolverine's, two katanas, and complete lack of brakes. The funniest and craziest defender.

The Supreme Magician of the Earth. Mirror dimension, portals, time magic — he can protect you even without leaving the astral.

If your enemies deserve total extermination without trial. The skull on the armor is a guarantee that you have been picked up for the last time.

Istari, Maillard, Gray, and then White. Magic, wisdom, and the ability to return from the dead if the fight drags on.

The witcher. A mutant, a professional, two swords on his back and the rule of "lesser evil" in his head. It'll protect you from a ghoul or a king.

A bald clone with the ultimate killer gene. If he is not the target, but a guard, the enemies will disappear quietly, cleanly and without witnesses.

A man of concentration and rage. If he is your protector, any attempt on your life will be the beginning of a trail of corpses.

An Astartes in power armor. A genetically modified angel of death who believes in the Emperor and bolter steel.

Adamantium skeleton, regeneration, age-old experience of war. Tired, cynical, but if you're under his protection, he'll get through everything.

Without superpowers, but with the genius intelligence, tactics, and budget of the Pentagon. Prepare for everything.

A demon with a Stone in his right hand, a huge revolver, and a love of cats. Born to bring the Apocalypse, but works for the Bureau of Paranormal Research

The Dark Lord of the Sith. If he's on your side, your enemies are finished. Telekinesis, lightsaber, the ability to strangle from a distance.

900 years of training, small stature, great Strength and a philosophy that won't let you mess up.

A Vietnam veteran, a one-man army that will survive in any jungle, mountains and cities.

A daywalker, a vampire hunter. A serum instead of blood, a black cape, a shotgun, and a katana.

The Ranger of the North, the future king of Gondor. The sword of Anduril, decades of experience, and the blessing of the elves.

If you can't choose a human, then the huge fire—breathing lizard of the Mother of Dragons is an argument weighing several tons.

A dead policeman in titanium armor. A sense of duty, a built-in cannon, and a complete lack of fear.

Bastard of Winterfell, Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. A long Claw made of Valyrian steel and a live (or not so much) direwolf.

Not just a shooter, but a lucky smuggler who will always get you out of trouble. The main thing is that the Millennium Falcon is on the move.

A two-meter tall Wookiee who rips his arms out with his bare hands. Devoted to his last breath.

Liquid metal. Any form, any weapon, is almost indestructible. The main thing is to protect you, not hunt you.

He will protect you not with force, but with his mind. It will calculate the enemy before he plans an attack.

Model 101, reprogrammed for protection. He'll say "I'll be back" and he'll really come back, even from molten metal.

If you need to be protected while you are sitting in a bunker, and turn enemies into mincemeat on the way. Not on the stairs.

The most loyal and powerful warrior in Westeros. She swore an oath to Catelyn Stark and fulfilled it to the end.

Family. Just a family. There's also a team of crazy racers and a garage of supercars behind you.

A Civilian Navy lieutenant who survived where the Marines died. It's not dangerous for her to be with her, but for those who attack her.

A former special agent with "very specific skills" that he will use to find and destroy anyone who threatens you.

An exorcist, magician, and con artist who deceives demons and angels. Your soul is safe with him, but be prepared for cunning plans.

An android is a synthetic who has proven that an artificial human can be more human than humans. He is cold-blooded, precise, and knows how to do cool tricks with a knife.

His plan will always work, even if everything goes wrong. Disguises, stunt stunts and extreme luck.