Statistics: Who are you from the TV series Office?

You live by the rules, even if these rules are written by you personally on a napkin. You carry pepper spray with you, you know 47 ways to survive in the woods, and you seriously think you're the best employee of the month ever. Your colleagues are a little afraid of you, but without you, the office will fall apart on the second day. Your dream is to become a regional manager and make everyone work in the beet fields.

You're the king of procrastination, but in a good way. You do your job quickly so that the rest of the time you look at the camera with the expression "did you see that?". You love teasing your colleagues, especially one very serious one. You're in love with a girl from the next department, but instead of confessing, you just make faces at her through the partition. At heart, you're a good guy who finds himself in a strange place.

You are a humble artist who happened to be in the office by mistake. You dream of drawing, but you're still printing invoices. You patiently listen to the boss's nonsense, the gossip of colleagues and the ridiculous antics of a neighbor at the table. Your superpower is to remain a nice and adequate person in a place where adequacy doesn't work. Your dream is to go into creativity, but you're still waiting for the right moment.

You consider yourself the coolest leader, the best comedian and the soul of the company, although in fact your jokes cause awkwardness, and meetings turn into a circus. It's vital for you to be loved by your subordinates - you're ready to hold corporate parties, give out strange awards, and even sing karaoke just to hear laughter (or to avoid being fired). Your ideas are brilliant just for you, but without you, the office would be a boring place.

You came to the office for your salary, but you stayed for a smoke break, lunch, and gossip. Food is your main passion, and accounting is just a way to pass the time between breakfast and lunch. You say what you think, but you think slowly, so you have time to change your mind. Your naivety and clumsiness make you the soul of the company, even though you consider yourself a serious professional. And yes, you're still not sure what an "asset" is.

You're hyperactive, loud-mouthed, and suffer from excellent student syndrome. You're trying to be cool, but you're doing it like a duck trying to become an eagle. You sing, shout, and clap your hands to get attention, even if everyone asks you to shut up. You react sharply to criticism, but after five minutes you are full of enthusiasm again. Your motto is, "I don't stop until I achieve a goal, even if that goal is just to get noticed."

Your main work goal is to leave the prescribed hours and disappear at 17:00. Meetings, corporate parties, and any attempts by the boss to "rally the team" infuriate you. You're sitting with a crossword puzzle, not hiding your boredom, and you respond in monosyllables: "Uh-huh," "Not," "Bye." You're the man who brought the art of ignoring your superiors to the zen level. And yes, you hate everything that prevents you from going home on time.

You are the guardian of order, cleanliness and feline justice. You hate it when someone touches your stuff, talks loudly, or puts down a mug without a cup holder. Your colleagues are afraid of you, and you're proud of it. You have cats at home, and you love them more than people. Your ideal day is when no one asks stupid questions and the office is perfectly quiet. It's a pity that it never happens.

You're the smartest person in the room, and you know it. You look down on the workers, but sweetly, like a strict but fair teacher. You pour out facts, correct everyone and everything, but you do it so elegantly that you almost don't get offended. In your heart, you're tired of the stupidity of others, but you've learned to live with it. Your dream is to be listened to at least once without an argument.

You're a quiet, inconspicuous HR employee that everyone ignores. Even the boss doesn't remember your name. You write boring reports, conduct security training, and sincerely try to help, but no one cares about you. You're a person who can disappear for a week and no one will notice. But you still go to work because... well, what else can you do?

You came to the office as an intern, and a year later you're pretending to be the smartest marketer in the world. You think you're too cool for this office, even though you photocopied other people's documents yesterday. You dream of starting a startup, getting a mortgage, and living in New York, but you're still on sick leave because you're "burned out." You wear fancy glasses, drink expensive coffee, and speak in abstruse phrases-and ninety percent of it is a show-off. But you can convince, and when necessary, you'll sell anything, even yourself.