Statistics: What kind of orange are you?

You're in charge of the neighborhood, and all the citrus fruits are kissing your orange ass.

You can't even imagine yourself as an orange, you're a real pear. Although many people don't believe you, and your loved ones have turned their backs on you.

YOU'RE JUST AN ORANGE. WELL, YOU'VE GOT AN ORANGE, JUST AN ORANGE

You're a real super help, you help everyone you see.

Maniac... in communication with other oranges.

Oh, you're from England!